Arn - even root vegetables hate him
Why are English supporters the most pitiful in world football?
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I'm just surprised no-one has commented yet on the juxtaposition of Lucas with turnips in this thread.
In other news, hear about the vegetarian cannibal? He'd only eat Swedes.
Isn't she Donald Trump's ex-wife?
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Arn? Not sure. He can communicate with turnips on a basic level though so there's a chance.
I really like The Donald's current wife. I remember a picture of her in Arena magazine in about 1994 reclining on a fur rug in an aeroplane or something
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Haha so spot on.
Eh? Isn't one of the main benefits of using pumpkins the size, shape and - crucially - the very easy to hollow out soft middle bit that is mostly pips and air?
You may as well use large baking potatoes. If we hadn't stolen them all anyway
Yeah. It was a fucking mission. But the night was always made by home made bangers involving a roll of caps, a needle, some sellotape and a windproof match.
Fuck you! The Turnip is indigenous! That's like saying it's wrong to eat Goose for Christmas dinner. We didn't have fucking Turkeys, nor wanted the weird looking, boil necked fuckers!
Anyway, a carved out turnip can look class.
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IT'S TRADITIONAL!!!
I bought a roll of caps for the first time in over 3 decades a few weeks back
They are not as good as they used to be, but still quite a startling amount of sparks and smoke
Fuck you! The Turnip is indigenous! That's like saying it's wrong to eat Goose for Christmas dinner. We didn't have fucking Turkeys, nor wanted the weird looking, boil necked fuckers!
Anyway, a carved out turnip can look class.
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Hahahaha! That looks like homeless version of a Halloween pumpkin
I call them neeps
That's terrifyingFuck you! The Turnip is indigenous! That's like saying it's wrong to eat Goose for Christmas dinner. We didn't have fucking Turkeys, nor wanted the weird looking, boil necked fuckers!
Anyway, a carved out turnip can look class.
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Turnip.
Great word that.
Great word that.
Better than swede?
It's a draw.
I only realised the Scottish word 'neeps' meant turnips recently
That's probably less about ignorance and more a total lack of fucking interest, but anyway
That's probably less about ignorance and more a total lack of fucking interest, but anyway
People still use the word 'swede' to mean head or hair don't they?
'Fucking swede on that'
Wait till you find out what tatties means!
Haggis neeps and tatties is so good.
Why is Lucas the most pitiful turnip in world football?
That is what this thread is actually trying to discover, right?
*confu...ck that*
That is what this thread is actually trying to discover, right?
*confu...ck that*
"Confusion", my dear sir.
Louis van gaal is a post-apocalyptic turnip.
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