Which footballer would you most love to punch in the face?

[Cerberus]

[quote author=Leon link=topic=47660.msg1436549#msg1436549 date=1322780131]

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[gene hughes]

ha ha ha

 

[Sunny]

Hahahahaha

 

[dee]

Ever and always - Gary Neville

.. but I'd consider Cahill as a backup if miss out on ratboy

 

[Mystic]

 

[Richey]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=47660.msg1432179#msg1432179 date=1322228701]

Peter Crouch

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Crouch?!

Not only would you have no chance of reaching up that high but what has he done to upset you anyway? He seems like a nice enough bloke.

 

[Akakabooto]

 

[Portly]

I also bear a grudge against Macheda, because he scored a great goal against us on his debut, yet I haven't seen him do anything except miss chances since then. :🙂

 

[the count]

[quote author=Portly link=topic=47660.msg1436729#msg1436729 date=1322824696]
I also bear a grudge against Macheda, because he scored a great goal against us on his debut, yet I haven't seen him do anything except miss chances since then. :🙂
[/quote]This is the one that done it for me.
Still reckon it cost us the title >🙁 >🙁 >🙁 >🙁


Macheda goal vs Aston Villa - Martin Tyler Commentary!

 

[Fabio]

Re: Re: Which footballer would you most love to punch in the face?

[quote author=Portly link=topic=47660.msg1#msg1 date=1322824696]
I also bear a grudge against Macheda, because he scored a great goal against us on his debut, yet I haven't seen him do anything except miss chances since then. :🙂
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Did he?

I remember he scored against Villa...that's all I know of him
But yeah, I'd knock his block off

 

[Portly]

Re: Re: Which footballer would you most love to punch in the face?

[quote author=Fabio link=topic=47660.msg1436732#msg1436732 date=1322825156]
Did he?

I remember he scored against Villa...that's all I know of him
But yeah, I'd knock his block off
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Sorry it's the dementia factor clicking in again. It's that goal against Villa I was thinking of, but because of our title aspirations at the time, it felt like a goal against us. :-[ :🙂

 

[SaintGeorge67]

He scored a couple of flukes after that.

 

[doctor_mac]

Terry is still winning. In fact I want to punch anyone who doesn't want to punch him.

 

[Skullflower]

torres.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

On behalf of corner flags the world over, gypo Timmy Cahill. Pyow Pyow Pyow.

 

[Halmeister]

Gareth Bale's ugly monkey face still for me.

 

[doctor_mac]

Having a simian face is no reason to punch someone or we'd all be beating on monkeys. Terry look s like a right cunt, nay, he *is* a right cunt. Leave the poor monkey peoples alone.

 

[Halmeister]

Oh of course I want to punch EBJT, too. I just HATE Bale's face.

And his fucking shitty celebration.

 

[Athens]

I think Gareth bale looks quite like someone from Gorillaz, as demonstrated in figure 1.

Figure 1.

And also as further demonstrated in figure 2.

Figure 2.

 

[Squiggles]

Haha, very good.

 

[Richey]

Bale isn't offensive though is he? John Terry's mere existence offends me.

 

[themn]

The Bale hate mystifies me.

I wish we had him.

 

[Portly]

[quote author=themn link=topic=47660.msg1437227#msg1437227 date=1322914055]
The Bale hate mystifies me.

I wish we had him.
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You and me both!

It rather smacks of booing a player just because he's very good! 🙂

 

[Asbo]

It is, thats why every other teams fans hate Suarez.

 

[Halmeister]

No. I hate his face. That's why.

 

[Modo]

I bet Aquilani would like to punch Robinho. Look at Aqua's reaction!! 🙂

Genoa vs Ac Milan Robinho missed a goal

 

[Fabio]

Re: Re: Which footballer would you most love to punch in the face?

[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=47660.msg1#msg1 date=1322924092]
No. I hate his face. That's why.
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X2

It's so smackable

 

[tommyboy]

John Terry
Diouf
Ashley Cole
Phil Jones
Lee Bowyer
Rooney
De Jong
Adam Johnson
David Villa
Ronaldo
Ibrahimovic
Mascherano
Dani Alves
Sergio Busquets

And that's just off the top of my head,never realised how many players need a good slap upside the head :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: