We're a laughing stock at the moment!

[redhorizon2]

We've had 47 shots on goals today but only converted just the 1 goal. We have the press mocking us and our inability to score more than 1 goal. The hardest part is knowing Man Utd who have egotistical narcissistic manager are starting to tick and score.
I know its early on in the season but this is really hurting the Liverpool brand, and something has to change.

 

[Insignificance]

Driscoll is obviously not much better than Pascoe and need to go!!

 

[mr_moo]

We've had 47 shots on goals today but only converted just the 1 goal. We have the press mocking us and our inability to score more than 1 goal. The hardest part is knowing Man Utd who have egotistical narcissistic manager are starting to tick and score.
I know its early on in the season but this is really hurting the Liverpool brand, and something has to change.

52 apparently

 

[Shadey]

52 shots on goal and it's the managers fault. Hmm

 

[Insignificance]

They were not shots at goal. They were shots high and wide from 20 meters out.

 

[Skullflower]

See I wouldn't call them shots

 

[Leo]

Efforts is too strong a word too in fairness.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

52 shots on goal and it's the managers fault. Hmm

Yes it is because he's the fucking scoper who bought a load of players who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

 

[Leo]

We'll call them ' had a go's'

 

[redhorizon2]

 

[Leo]

This is what £215 gets you

It might get you an IPhone 4.

 

[Oncy]

I dont think you can use the 'its the players' defence anymore.
For one, someone listed all the trophies these players have won elsewhere and they were legion.
For another thing the only reasonable excuse would be if he didnt sign the players and as such they werent HiS team.

Bogdan - him
Clyne - him
Skrtel - not
Lovren - him
Can - him
Allen - him
Milner - him
Ings - him
Lallana - him
Firmino - him

This is his team. He built it. And its riddled with players who have proven to be winners but this is the tune he can get from them. Its bewildering.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Proven winners? When?

 

[mr_moo]

Cheers

 

[Oncy]

Proven winners? When?

Someone listed all the trophies these fuckers have won elsewhere. Mark I think. There were fucking loads of titles.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Someone listed all the trophies these fuckers have won elsewhere. Mark I think. There were fucking loads of titles.

I think you've been had off

 

[redhorizon2]

Cheers

Hope it might be his leaving drinks

 

[Oncy]

I think you've been had off

Dont be a twat.
Milner - 2 league titles
Sturridge - 2 league titles, FA cup, European cup
Skrtel - Czech title

Etc etc

 

[mom]

Yeh there was a list of players and trophies they'd won. Elsewhere sadly, but still, I was surprised by it.

 

[Insignificance]

Dont be a twat.
Milner - 2 league titles
Sturridge - 2 league titles, FA cup, European cup
Skrtel - Czech title

Etc etc

Did the list say anything about play off finals etc?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Dont be a twat.
Milner - 2 league titles
Sturridge - 2 league titles, FA cup, European cup
Skrtel - Czech title

Etc etc

So 3 players

 

[Oncy]

Did the list say anything about play off finals etc?

I dont know ffs.
And I dont care.
Go and fucking find it.

 

[Oncy]

So 3 players

Etc etc.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Mongolian division 2 champions don't count

 

[Dreambeliever]

We've been a laughing stock a lot longer than that. I'm in the who cares camp until Rodgers goes. We will never win the league with him.

Relying on 20+ yard shots to score against a league two side says it all.

We should be slicing them open over and over.

The worst part was a commentator saying carlise have strung 20 passes together and that you never see that in league two.
Ings aside we have zero effort at the moment

 

[keniget]

It's a massive stretch to say we've got a squad of winners but the overall point stands - we should be getting more out of this squad.

 

[mark1975]

[article]Kolo Toure: Premier League x2, FA Cup x3, UEFA CL Runner Up, 1x African Nations
Martin Skrtel: Russian Premier League x1, English LC x1, Premier League Runner Up
Lucas: Serie B x1, Rio Grade Du Sol State League x2, English LC x1, Premier League Runner Up
Emre Can: Bundesliga x1, Super Cup x1, UEFA CL x1
James Milner: Premier League x2, FA Cup x1, League Cup x1
Coutinho: Campeonato Brazil Serie B x1, Coppa Italia x1, FIFA Club World Cup x1, FIFA u20 World Cup
Daniel Sturridge: Premier League x1, FA Cup x2, UEFA CL x1
Benteke: Belgian League x1
Mamadou Sakho: French League x1, Coupe De France x1, Coupe De La Ligue x1
Dejan Lovren: Coupe De France x1, Croatian Football Cup x1, Croatian League x2
Moreno: UEFA Europa League x1, U21 European Championship x1[/article]

 

[redhorizon2]

[article]Kolo Toure: Premier League x2, FA Cup x3, UEFA CL Runner Up, 1x African Nations
Martin Skrtel: Russian Premier League x1, English LC x1
Lucas: Serie B x1, Rio Grade Du Sol State League x2, English LC x1
Emre Can: Bundesliga x1, Super Cup x1, UEFA CL x1
James Milner: Premier League x2, FA Cup x1, League Cup x1
Coutinho: Campeonato Brazil Serie B x1, Coppa Italia x1, FIFA Club World Cup x1, FIFA u20 World Cup
Daniel Sturridge: Premier League x1, FA Cup x2, UEFA CL x1
Benteke: Belgian League x1
Mamadou Sakho: French League x1, Coupe De France x1, Coupe De La Ligue x1
Dejan Lovren: Coupe De France x1, Croatian Football Cup x1, Croatian League x2
Moreno: UEFA Europa League x1, U21 European Championship x1[/article]

Well, any thing times zero will always be zero;

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You could rip that list of honours to shreds. Who gives a fuck what Kolo Lard Arse Toure won years ago. He hardly plays for us. How many games did Can play in that Bayern winning team? Brazilian second division?

Djimi Traore won a Champions League. He was still fucking rubbish.

 

[mark1975]

You could rip that list of honours to shreds. Who gives a fuck what Kolo Lard Arse Toure won years ago. He hardly plays for us. How many games did Can play in that Bayern winning team? Brazilian second division?

Djimi Traore won a Champions League. He was still fucking rubbish.

I wasn't say it proved anything, other than Arn was wrong saying we didn't have players who'd experienced winning things. Oncy's point is right.