We all know who is the d**khead and it isn't Klopp

[Arn]

Don't forget to close the door behind you Skrtel. You will indeed walk alone.

Shocking: Liverpool ace calls Jurgen Klopp a ‘D*ckhead’ on Instragram


Oh dear…
We’ve spent most of this summer suggesting that while Martin Skrtel should leave Liverpool, he should be congratulated for his eight years of loyal service – and not vilified for his performances last season.

Now, we’re not too sure.
A friend of the defender shared this image on Instagram, and the comments between our centre-back and his pal have been translated for us.

The first hashtag from poster pharrelski means “KloppIsAD*ckhead”. #KloppJeKKT is short for KloppJeKokot. Kokot is slang for ‘D*ickhead’, or ‘Dick’. (Essentially very insulting.)
Skrtel replies, claiming “Last hashtag is TOP”, with a load of smiley faces included, before phrarreslki says: “Hope Jurgen won’t see it.”
Unbelievably, Skrtel responds: “Hope he does!”

Why Skrtel thought a footballer playing for a club like Liverpool could get away with something like this on social media is beyond our understanding.
Obviously the 31-year-old is disappointed and bitter to have fallen down the manager’s pecking order, but to speak about Klopp like this publicly…? Completely out of order.
Thankfully, it looks like Skrtel’s deal to Fenerbahce will be wrapped up this week, and we won’t have to see his criminal brand of defending plague our backline again.

http://www.empireofthekop.com/2016/06/29/martin-skrtel-calls-jurgen-klopp-a-dickhead-on-instagram/

 

[Mystic]

Shame he has to sour the waters so considering he's quite a well loved player despite being an average defender.

 

[dantes]

I think he was attempting to defend Klopp

 

[Holle]

Fake?

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Shame he has to sour the waters so considering he's quite a well loved player despite being an average defender.

He was a pretty decent defender

 

[Squiggles]

I'd be surprised if that's accurate. Surely he's not that stupid, especially while negotiations are surely still going on.

Best for both parties to move on regardless.

 

[Hansern]

Yeah, hope thats not true. He's been a loyal servant and a popular player. Shame if it ended like that.

 

[cloggypop]

The assassin faced baby

 

[Modo]

Skrtel looks more like a dick head than Klopp tbf.

 

[mark1975]

Shame he has to sour the waters so considering he's quite a well loved player despite being an average defender.

He was a good defender. He had a poor last season but he's been a very good signing for us overall and for the fee. Talk about rewriting history to fit the agenda.

 

[mark1975]

we won’t have to see his criminal brand of defending plague our backline again.

Hopefully he'll take that hapless Lucas with him too, and then we won't have to see his criminal brand whatever the fuck he's meant to be.

 

[Mystic]

He was a good defender. He had a poor last season but he's been a very good signing for us overall and for the fee. Talk about rewriting history to fit the agenda.

He has been a good signing, but he's had just as many bad seasons as he's had good, that makes him average in my books, no agenda here. I like Skrtel as a character, and loved his last ditched tackles, but he's always been a reactive defender prone to many mistakes and has never been capable of controlling a defence the way someone like Hyypia would, he's a decent, we got him for cheap and he served us well for eight years, but let's not dress it up like he's some sort of great defender who will be dearly missed.

 

[Arn]

At least Lucas don't call his team mates or the manager a dickhead. Lucas is now a better defender than Skrtel, that says a lot of how shit Skrtel now is.

His shirt pulling in every game is famous. He showed in the Euros how shit he is. Gave away a pen and could easily given away two, three more and should have been sent off for the elbow in the face in the first game.

 

[Squiggles]

He has been a good signing, but he's had just as many bad seasons as he's had good, that makes him average in my books, no agenda here. I like Skrtel as a character, and loved his last ditched tackles, but he's always been a reactive defender prone to many mistakes and has never been capable of controlling a defence the way someone like Hyypia would, he's a decent, we got him for cheap and he served us well for eight years, but let's not dress it up like he's some sort of great defender who will be dearly missed.

Mark called him good, not great. No one is dressing anything up of the sort.

 

[Squiggles]

Well, Skrtel's excuse it that was a mate managing his social media profile. I believe that as much as Lescott's 'Pocket Tweet' in February.

No excuse at all and it's a shame the end of his otherwise commendable Liverpool career has been soured for no reason at all.

 

[nealmac]

Looks like he has apologised http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...martin-skrtel-apologises-over-attack-11544808

although he claims it wasn't actually him that said it. One of his "best mates" manages his social media stuff.

 

[Leo]

They should be all banned from social media.
Idiots the lot of them.

 

[cloggypop]

I'm going to join Instagram to tell Skrtel that Arn thinks he's a cunt so that he clumsily elbows Arn in the face and tugs his shirt.

 

[binomial]

Lol.

Grown men resorting to this.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Did we work out who the biggest dickhead is yet?

 

[tombrown]

At least Lucas don't call his team mates or the manager a dickhead. Lucas is now a better defender than Skrtel, that says a lot of how shit Skrtel now is.

His shirt pulling in every game is famous. He showed in the Euros how shit he is. Gave away a pen and could easily given away two, three more and should have been sent off for the elbow in the face in the first game.

Lucas called Arn a dickhead

 

[gkmacca]

Drunken mate of player posts something stupid, end off.

 

[Markeh]

This hasn't soured anything, who gives a shit?

Your manager sticks you on the bench for a season and promotes Bambi on ice ahead of you then you're gonna be calling him a dickhead in private. It just slipped out through accident or anger.

Good luck to him wherever he goes.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Such a non event.

Who cares

 

[livvy145]

Did we work out who the biggest dickhead is yet?

OP

 

[6TimesaRed]

Did we work out who the biggest dickhead is yet?

That's obvious