I've heard he's spent millions hoarding genuine nazi death camp officer boot polish as that's the only way he can get the desired effect.
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I've heard he's spent millions hoarding genuine nazi death camp officer boot polish as that's the only way he can get the desired effect.
Yea but most hair tries to hug the ears. His hair looks like it's had one look at the ears and thought "fuck this, I'm making for the back of the neck".
To be fair, you'd have to have the patience of a saint to deal with the press.
You win a game 5-0 and they say 'are you happy with the win'.
You lose at home to a shit team and they say 'are you disappointed'.
Then the ref doesn't give you a stone wall penalty and then they ask you for your opinion on it and you're not allowed to mention the ref.
Managers should be allowed an opt-out.
And, if you give them answers like kenny used to, or the ones we're seeing from van gaal, then they turn on you making shit up, or paraphrasing everything you say to give a completely different story.
You win a game 5-0 and they say 'are you happy with the win'.
You lose at home to a shit team and they say 'are you disappointed'.
Then the ref doesn't give you a stone wall penalty and then they ask you for your opinion on it and you're not allowed to mention the ref.
Managers should be allowed an opt-out.
And, if you give them answers like kenny used to, or the ones we're seeing from van gaal, then they turn on you making shit up, or paraphrasing everything you say to give a completely different story.
You're also forgetting that if you attempt to give any kind of thoughtful response and try to expand on your viewpoints you get accused of using "David Brent speak."
So what you're basically saying is journalists are great and managers are idiots?
There's a bloke who goes in the pubs in old swan who does actually wear boot polish on his balding bonce. It's funny as fuck.
That would be Cherry Blossom
Get a photo!
I am not sure he is still alive.
I saw him once on Bold Street in a heavy drizzle.
Boss.
Pity. He probably died from boot polish poisoning.
I was sat across from David Gest on the train on Wednesday and he defo does
Yeah, he's probably carked it by now.
Like Tony beep beep. Possibly. And plinky plinky man. Possibly.
There aren't enough characters on Liverpool's streets anymore.
That no smoking bike dude who rode from Liverpool to Southport all the time as well, not seen him for years either.
Like Tony beep beep. Possibly. And plinky plinky man. Possibly.
There aren't enough characters on Liverpool's streets anymore.
That no smoking bike dude who rode from Liverpool to Southport all the time as well, not seen him for years either.
There is still Purple Aki!
He looks like a Dutch John Toshack in that video.
Sorry to digress but is Tony Beep Beep the dude that used to stand on a roundabout and get cars to beep at him? My cousin told me about him if so. Any eye witnesses to the man himself on here? I think he sounds ace! 😎
He's gone, used to drink in The Crown.
He always stood under the bar lights so the polish would run down his neck, weird fucker.
That's him.
I would think that most people on here from Liverpool will have seen him a fair bit. He used to give a thumbs up.
Thanks Clogs - Is the fella still around?
Yep, used to do it all over Liverpool, not been seen for many a year. He'd just shout at cars 'beep beep' & stick his thumbs up to them. EVERYONE would beep when they saw him, Inc fire engines & the police.
Local legend.
Brilliant - To your knowledge FFF has he ever been portrayed in a TV programme or film even in a tiny small way?
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