Mccoist is a treasure
I have a McCoist story.
Many moons ago, working in a bar in Edinburgh in my student days - late 90’s, he came in with two “dolly birds” on his arm - PR types fawning over him - he just wanted to have a pint of lager.
So… he comes in - and the pub is… well if you know Edinburgh, was at the east end of Princess Street opposite Waverley Station.
Super Ally says “Hey big man, how far’s the station - for the train back to Glasgae????”
Me : “Down the lane, cross the road, straight down the steps - no far at all… 5 mins away”.
Super Ally : “awww cheers big man!!”
Me : “… although… when’s you’re train?”
Super Ally : “Big man… ‘bout 20 mins… why??”.
Me : “Well… with your pace… if you don’t go now… you’ll miss your train!!!!!”
Figures, the fascist fucks.Lazio in talks for Greenwood
Lazio are in talks with Manchester United over a loan deal for Mason Greenwood.
Palhinha heading to Munich
Fulham have given Joao Palhinha permission to travel to Munich to complete a transfer to Bayern Munich, according to Sky Sports News.
A year after arriving from Sporting Lisbon for £20million, Palhinha is valued at a whopping £80m by Fulham, but that fee seems unlikely on Deadline Day. Bayern are replacing Ryan Gravenberch, who is in Liverpool and completing a medical with the club.
Fulham are set to sign Alex Iwobi for £22million from Everton after he conducted a medical this morning, while Tottenham's Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg has been identified as the most likely replacement for Palhinha.
Every time I read the name Palmer, I think "Carlton".
BREAKING: Man Utd strike Amrabat agreement
Manchester United have struck an agreement with Fiorentina for Sofyan Amrabat, per Fabrizio Romano.
United have been in talks with Fiorentina over a loan deal for the Morocco international, and it now seems as though an agreement has been struck with Fiorentina.
Ten Hag remained coy when he was quizzed in his pre-match press conference on Friday, but a deal does appear to be edging closer.
You're at that stage in life where you realise that sex is all well and good but it can't beat the real thing.Even I am more deadly in the box than Maupay.
And I haven't gotten laid in over a year, and am 53.
Most random rumour of the day
No clue but that's the kind of stupid last minute rumour I likeAbsolutely yes!!!
Who the fuck is he?
Already a welcome to Liverpool vid out on youtube haha. Our new Jordan Henderson?
He looks like that annoying bloke on Redmen Tv…
He looks like that annoying bloke on Redmen Tv…
Absolutely yes!!!
Who the fuck is he?
He looks like that annoying bloke on Redmen Tv…