Torres gone. Scum gone to more scum
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Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
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Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=43861.msg1267568#msg1267568 date=1296261555]
We will have the last laugh. Next season Suarez will be firing his way to the top of the goalscorers charts, meanwhile Torres will be on the treatment table as per usual, only this time he will have Ashley Cole trying to stick a phone up his arse, while John Terry fucks his wife.
I hope he regrets it then.
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Hahahahha
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=43861.msg1267568#msg1267568 date=1296261555]
We will have the last laugh. Next season Suarez will be firing his way to the top of the goalscorers charts, meanwhile Torres will be on the treatment table as per usual, only this time he will have Ashley Cole trying to stick a phone up his arse, while John Terry fucks his wife.
I hope he regrets it then.
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Hahahahha
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1267565#msg1267565 date=1296261500]
I don't want Carroll. He's a disaster waiting to happen, no discipline and a brainless pisshead. No thanks.
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Yep.
Carrol is unavailable for the next league game because he is awaiting parole.
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1267565#msg1267565 date=1296261500]
I don't want Carroll. He's a disaster waiting to happen, no discipline and a brainless pisshead. No thanks.
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Yep.
Carrol is unavailable for the next league game because he is awaiting parole.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=43861.msg1267568#msg1267568 date=1296261555]
We will have the last laugh. Next season Suarez will be firing his way to the top of the goalscorers charts, meanwhile Torres will be on the treatment table as per usual, only this time he will have Ashley Cole trying to stick a phone up his arse, while John Terry fucks his wife.
I hope he regrets it then.
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Hahahahahahaha
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=43861.msg1267568#msg1267568 date=1296261555]
We will have the last laugh. Next season Suarez will be firing his way to the top of the goalscorers charts, meanwhile Torres will be on the treatment table as per usual, only this time he will have Ashley Cole trying to stick a phone up his arse, while John Terry fucks his wife.
I hope he regrets it then.
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Hahahahahahaha
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=43861.msg1267571#msg1267571 date=1296261561]
HAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wilko's pedantry in this thread has led me to hit the ignore button, this is just perfect timing
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Curses! Does that mean you can't see me telling you to fuck off?
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=43861.msg1267571#msg1267571 date=1296261561]
HAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wilko's pedantry in this thread has led me to hit the ignore button, this is just perfect timing
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Curses! Does that mean you can't see me telling you to fuck off?
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1267558#msg1267558 date=1296261351]
Yeah you're right, fitting the computer in between the cooker and the sink would be a nightmare, the phone's much easier for me
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Does your boss know his secretary is using the phone for internet browsing?
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1267558#msg1267558 date=1296261351]
Yeah you're right, fitting the computer in between the cooker and the sink would be a nightmare, the phone's much easier for me
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Does your boss know his secretary is using the phone for internet browsing?
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1267565#msg1267565 date=1296261500]
I don't want Carroll. He's a disaster waiting to happen, no discipline and a brainless pisshead. No thanks.
Did I mention Aguero?
[/quote]Jeez Anita do you never learn. This little pretty boy latinos will leave and break your heart again and again.
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1267565#msg1267565 date=1296261500]
I don't want Carroll. He's a disaster waiting to happen, no discipline and a brainless pisshead. No thanks.
Did I mention Aguero?
[/quote]Jeez Anita do you never learn. This little pretty boy latinos will leave and break your heart again and again.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
I wonder whether they floated bids on other strikers to prompt Torres into action.
I wonder whether they floated bids on other strikers to prompt Torres into action.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1267560#msg1267560 date=1296261393]
Maybe it's the emotion, maybe its the drink talking, but I'd rather Utd win the league than a Chav side including Torres.
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I hate the chavs.. lamps... Terry.. the carvallo handballs.. the moaning.. all the arseholes.. i hate them..
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1267560#msg1267560 date=1296261393]
Maybe it's the emotion, maybe its the drink talking, but I'd rather Utd win the league than a Chav side including Torres.
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I hate the chavs.. lamps... Terry.. the carvallo handballs.. the moaning.. all the arseholes.. i hate them..
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1267560#msg1267560 date=1296261393]
Maybe it's the emotion, maybe its the drink talking, but I'd rather Utd win the league than a Chav side including Torres.
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I think it's time you stopped drinking.
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1267560#msg1267560 date=1296261393]
Maybe it's the emotion, maybe its the drink talking, but I'd rather Utd win the league than a Chav side including Torres.
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I think it's time you stopped drinking.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1267564#msg1267564 date=1296261478]
Transfer request from Torres. On the official site. he wants to leave us.
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Ok, fact in. Let's milk him for 100 mil. Just like holloway insist on putting a one in front of the offer. So there!
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1267564#msg1267564 date=1296261478]
Transfer request from Torres. On the official site. he wants to leave us.
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Ok, fact in. Let's milk him for 100 mil. Just like holloway insist on putting a one in front of the offer. So there!
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=refugee link=topic=43861.msg1267567#msg1267567 date=1296261538]
This is the most depressing post I've ever read.
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It would be like after losing your job, your wife leaving you for some handsome stupidly rich prick, and them becoming a popular celebrity couple, petting all over your telly and paper.
[quote author=refugee link=topic=43861.msg1267567#msg1267567 date=1296261538]
This is the most depressing post I've ever read.
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It would be like after losing your job, your wife leaving you for some handsome stupidly rich prick, and them becoming a popular celebrity couple, petting all over your telly and paper.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=43861.msg1267591#msg1267591 date=1296261769]
Ok, fact in. Let's milk him for 100 mil. Just like holloway insist on putting a one in front of the offer. So there!
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I don't think he will pay us 100m to leave, I'm fairly sure that's not how transfers work.
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=43861.msg1267591#msg1267591 date=1296261769]
Ok, fact in. Let's milk him for 100 mil. Just like holloway insist on putting a one in front of the offer. So there!
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I don't think he will pay us 100m to leave, I'm fairly sure that's not how transfers work.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=irishred link=topic=43861.msg1267590#msg1267590 date=1296261759]
I think it's time you stopped drinking.
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At this time, you want me to stop drinking?
[quote author=irishred link=topic=43861.msg1267590#msg1267590 date=1296261759]
I think it's time you stopped drinking.
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At this time, you want me to stop drinking?
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1267593#msg1267593 date=1296261804]
It would be like after losing your job, your wife leaving you for some handsome stupidly rich prick, and them becoming a popular celebrity couple, petting all over your telly and paper.
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It's worse than that. At least you can turn the tv off and refuse to buy the paper.
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1267593#msg1267593 date=1296261804]
It would be like after losing your job, your wife leaving you for some handsome stupidly rich prick, and them becoming a popular celebrity couple, petting all over your telly and paper.
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It's worse than that. At least you can turn the tv off and refuse to buy the paper.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1267586#msg1267586 date=1296261736]
Jeez Anita do you never learn. This little pretty boy latinos will leave and break your heart again and again.
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I know...the bastards. But Sergio's different, honest he's not like the others...
But hey trying to help me get over pretty, classy, tanned Latinos by suggesting thick, louty, drunken Geordies ain't really the way to go.
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1267586#msg1267586 date=1296261736]
Jeez Anita do you never learn. This little pretty boy latinos will leave and break your heart again and again.
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I know...the bastards. But Sergio's different, honest he's not like the others...
But hey trying to help me get over pretty, classy, tanned Latinos by suggesting thick, louty, drunken Geordies ain't really the way to go.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=43861.msg1267575#msg1267575 date=1296261576]
Where the fuck is Brendan? His insults are fucking needed here!
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Maybe Brendan was Torres the whole time....
[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=43861.msg1267575#msg1267575 date=1296261576]
Where the fuck is Brendan? His insults are fucking needed here!
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Maybe Brendan was Torres the whole time....
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
Anyone who would rather the Scum win the league than Chelsea should be shot at point blank range. In the goolies. In the ovaries for the ladies.
Anyone who would rather the Scum win the league than Chelsea should be shot at point blank range. In the goolies. In the ovaries for the ladies.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1267565#msg1267565 date=1296261500]
I don't want... He's a disaster waiting to happen, no discipline and a brainless pisshead. No thanks.
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Funnily enough this is almost word for word what my future mother in law would say, when I proposed to my now wife. She was wrong!
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1267565#msg1267565 date=1296261500]
I don't want... He's a disaster waiting to happen, no discipline and a brainless pisshead. No thanks.
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Funnily enough this is almost word for word what my future mother in law would say, when I proposed to my now wife. She was wrong!
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43861.msg1267599#msg1267599 date=1296261928]
Anyone who would rather the Scum win the league than Chelsea should be shot at point blank range. In the gooies. In the ovaries for the ladies.
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He speaketh the truth.
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43861.msg1267599#msg1267599 date=1296261928]
Anyone who would rather the Scum win the league than Chelsea should be shot at point blank range. In the gooies. In the ovaries for the ladies.
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He speaketh the truth.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43861.msg1267599#msg1267599 date=1296261928]
Anyone who would rather the Scum win the league than Chelsea should be shot at point blank range. In the gooies. In the ovaries for the ladies.
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Hasn't Vlad expressed this sentiment, pretty persuasively in the past?
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43861.msg1267599#msg1267599 date=1296261928]
Anyone who would rather the Scum win the league than Chelsea should be shot at point blank range. In the gooies. In the ovaries for the ladies.
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Hasn't Vlad expressed this sentiment, pretty persuasively in the past?
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
You know for a fact the chelsea fans will just sing the same bounce song, with some minor change.
They'll think they are being clever too.
You know for a fact the chelsea fans will just sing the same bounce song, with some minor change.
They'll think they are being clever too.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Atlas link=topic=43861.msg1267576#msg1267576 date=1296261580]
In fairness I said piss off, rather than fuck off (I don't think I have ever said that ever on this forum) and it was cos you came along with a bit of smart ass post while we are in meltdown mode.
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But whats the difference? Suarez Fucked them and toress fucks us... and in the long run we are all the same miserable fuckers because we tought we were special and it turned out we were stupid...
[quote author=Atlas link=topic=43861.msg1267576#msg1267576 date=1296261580]
In fairness I said piss off, rather than fuck off (I don't think I have ever said that ever on this forum) and it was cos you came along with a bit of smart ass post while we are in meltdown mode.
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But whats the difference? Suarez Fucked them and toress fucks us... and in the long run we are all the same miserable fuckers because we tought we were special and it turned out we were stupid...
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=43861.msg1267603#msg1267603 date=1296262001]
Hasn't Vlad expressed this sentiment, pretty persuasively in the past?
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He has. He is senile.
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=43861.msg1267603#msg1267603 date=1296262001]
Hasn't Vlad expressed this sentiment, pretty persuasively in the past?
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He has. He is senile.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
(has a feeling this thread is turning into a scene from "The Breakfast Club"😉
(has a feeling this thread is turning into a scene from "The Breakfast Club"😉
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