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Torres. 595 minutes for Chelsea and no goals.

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[quote author=Modo link=topic=44851.msg1315124#msg1315124 date=1302719691]
A friend of mine (Chelsea fan) just told me that if Chelsea offered Torres back to us for half the price, I'd take him back in a blink of an eye.

Tried to explain that it's impossible now that we've got Carroll. Considering the formation, we'd be in the same situation Chelsea are in now regarding Torres and his goal draught.

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He actually has quite the opposite of goals on tap.
 
Fernando Torres goes into a bar & says "I'll have a couple of shots please."
The barman says "That's not like you!"
 
Chelsea have so far paid £2 million for every miss Fernando Torres has had during his time at the club.


I suppose the good news is that amount will go down every game.
 
[quote author=Gerry_A_Trick link=topic=44851.msg1315743#msg1315743 date=1302809881]
Chelsea have so far paid £2 million for every miss Fernando Torres has had during his time at the club.


I suppose the good news is that amount will go down every game.

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😀
 
Torres has been sent over to Libya to enfource a ceasefire.
There have been no reports of shots fired since.
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=44851.msg1316341#msg1316341 date=1302955897]
I was thinking that but played it safe with Drogba.
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I have Luiz as my captain. I see Chelsea as a more defensive than offensive team at the mo.
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=44851.msg1316399#msg1316399 date=1302970183]
Did he celebrate?
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no. would have made it sweeter.
 
Yeah a big style celebration ala Adebayor against us in the CL would have been great.
 
[quote author=vantage link=topic=44851.msg1316350#msg1316350 date=1302956411]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=44851.msg1316341#msg1316341 date=1302955897]
I was thinking that but played it safe with Drogba.
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I have Luiz as my captain. I see Chelsea as a more defensive than offensive team at the mo.
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Yeah same here, but I bought Drogba instead of Torres.
 
[quote author=the count link=topic=44851.msg1316077#msg1316077 date=1302885760]
Torres has been sent over to Libya to enfource a ceasefire.
There have been no reports of shots fired since.
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A drug dealer is having a pint at the bar in his local boozer when some kid pops and says 'I really need to score, and people told me you're the man to see'.

I can't be bothered typing the rest of this joke. Fill in the gaps for yourself.
 
[quote author=Akakabooto link=topic=44851.msg1317936#msg1317936 date=1303208739]
The drug dealer rapes him, doesn't he?
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AaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
 
Sorry, erm... where are we at now? Add 23 minutes from today to the last tally please.

Okay, nevermind, just got it from the famous site. It's 724.
 
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