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[Modo]

Despite being a fellow baldy, there's something about him I just don't like.
He's giving me weirdo vibes.
Ten Hag I get, thats a serious looking baldy. Japp Stam is another one. That's fine with me.
Smiling baldies always rub me the wrong way.
Like what reason do you have to be smiling n shit?

 

[Hansern]

Despite being a fellow baldy, there's something about him I just don't like.
He's giving me weirdo vibes.
Ten Hag I get, thats a serious looking baldy. Japp Stam is another one. That's fine with me.
Smiling baldies always rub me the wrong way.
Like what reason do you have to be smiling n shit?

Being the manager of Liverpool?

 

[Modo]

Being the manager of Liverpool?

That's not enough. 😉

 

[Hyena]

Despite being a fellow baldy, there's something about him I just don't like.
He's giving me weirdo vibes.
Ten Hag I get, thats a serious looking baldy. Japp Stam is another one. That's fine with me.
Smiling baldies always rub me the wrong way.
Like what reason do you have to be smiling n shit?

You're bald?????

To think I've given you so many likes...

 

[Accedalyday]

Despite being a fellow baldy, there's something about him I just don't like.
He's giving me weirdo vibes.
Ten Hag I get, thats a serious looking baldy. Japp Stam is another one. That's fine with me.
Smiling baldies always rub me the wrong way.
Like what reason do you have to be smiling n shit?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[tomasjj]

So, was Woland Right? Is Slot a tit?

 

[keniget]

This is all I can really think of whenever I see a picture of him.

 

[Squiggles]

Smiling baldies always rub me the wrong way.

Leave a better tip next time.

 

[Squiggles]

I had my Brodgers/Brent/Dickhead sensors on full and TBF, and he came across well and respectfully.

The fact Edwards wasn't mentioned by Slott isn't surprising, but does underline the distance Edwards has from the day-to-day duties of the club.

 

[jexykrodic]

If he spoke in his job interview the way he did in this TV interview I'm not surprised he got the job.

Whether his words translate to results is another matter but he seems like a solid individual.

 

[Hyena]

Let's be real here. He does look stupid and detestable. It's true. He's one of the few people in this world who would look way more credible if he dressed his head up as a different member of the Village People every day. Anything to distract from the annoying orange blob and his skinny sweatpants

With that inconvenient fact out the way, he does seem like a rather grounded guy and a very good, confident communicator. I like him more than the other baldies for sure.*

*xcept Modo. Maybe

 

[Beamrider]

I reckon a lot of our partially-sighted fans will be asking Jay Spearing for his autograph. The same ones who once asked Peter Moore for his, thinking he was Bruce Grobbelaar.
This is a true story. Peter was half-way through signing when the bloke said "Thanks Bruce" and then he thought "Oh shit, how do you spell Grobbelaar?".
Apparently Bruce isn't great at signing autographs so the poor punter probably thought he'd done really well to get him to sign.

 

[Athens]

*puts away autograph book and selfie album of famous baldies*

 

[Bradley]

I want to put the meme up of the guy who went to the library every day and borrowed 10 books. Returning every time with an increasing large latex bald dome.

But I can't remember how to insert pictures.

 

[rurikbird]

In Russia there a well-known “law” of succession between bald and hairy heads of state: Lenin was bald, Stalin hairy, Khruschev bald, Brezhnev hairy, Andropov bald, Chernenko hairy, Gorbachev bald, Eltsin hairy, Putin bald… Looking at LFC managers it’s not a simple as that, but Slot will continue Rafa’s proud tradition. Rodgers would also count if not for his transplant.

 

[MomoWASright]

Momo - God of baldness

 

[737Max]

Momo - God of baldness

no dog shagging i hope

 

[tombrown]

He will need to protect his dome like head from the strong Merseyside sun; might I suggest something like ...

Yeah, fuck you, Stevie!

 

[MomoWASright]

no dog shagging i hope

When you look this good you don’t have to shag dogs.

 

[Markeh]

saw the interview listed on youtube there, scrolled right past

i’m not ready yet

 

[johnj147]

like him speaks well. all the best arneee👍

 

[tombrown]

First Interview now:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf0O_6yL7Zo

Those chairs look like they are straight out of an old folks home.

 

[dee]

You're bald?????

To think I've given you so many likes...

He was probably a Ginge before going bald

 

[dee]

So, was Woland Right? Is Slot a tit?

That'd put the cherry on top

 

[Modo]

He was probably a Ginge before going bald

Like Wes Brown? Nah...

 

[dee]

Like Wes Brown? Nah...

I'm trying to think back to my time in Sweden. I don't think I remember a bald Swede, all very lustrously locked

 

[Modo]

I'm trying to think back to my time in Sweden. I don't think I remember a bald Swede, all very lustrously locked

Lol, I'd find it weird if what was something you actually paid attention to

 

[dee]

Lol, I'd find it weird if what was something you actually paid attention to

Generally, the men I worked with were all so tall compared to me that I probably wouldn't have known if they were bald.

I led a mainly Dutch team in IKEA - I felt a midget for four days a week (and that can't have been nice for her)

 

[Modo]

Generally, the men I worked with were all so tall compared to me that I probably wouldn't have known if they were bald.

I led a mainly Dutch team in IKEA - I felt a midget for four days a week (and that can't have been nice for her)

Hahaha ok, well yeah Swedes are generally tall. The only place I've felt like a midget is in Riga. Latvians are freaking giants.

 

[localny]

He does have a shy forced smile. Not everyone is a natural charmer like Jurgen.

Came across well. Cross the fingers!