The Official Confirmed January Transfer Movement Thread

[Oncy]

Randy ain't putting out the dough no mo' yo !

He gonna Lerner when they get relegate yo.

 

[themn]

He gonna Lerner when they get relegate yo.

HAHAHAHAHAHA !


You knob.

 

[themn]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
Paris St German confirm that David Beckham has joined "our project, our big project" on a five-month contract

 

[themn]

juliette ferrington ‏@juliette_grace
Sunderland say @louissaha08 has left the club. His contract was ended by mutual consent.

 

[Oncy]

Beckham has signed for PSG and has announced his entire salary each week will go to a childrens charity.
What a fucking ledge.

 

[themn]

Beckham has signed for PSG and has announced his entire salary each week will go to a childrens charity.
What a fucking ledge.

Knighthood tactics.

 

[themn]

101 Great Goals ‏@101greatgoals
BREAKING: Heurelho Gomes has joined Bundesliga side TSG Hoffenheim on loan for the rest of the season

 

[Leo]

Bechio, Faurlin, Delap.....i have to agree.
Where the fuck Neymar at?

 

[themn]

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews
We understand DJ Campbell is close to joining Blackburn & Kevin Phillips to sign for Crystal Palace.

 

[Fabio]

This is fucking RUBBISH

 

[Oncy]

Ooooo DJ Cambell..........

*loseserection*

 

[Oncy]

Im so bored im youtubing videos of how to shave your own undercut. Seems easy. Might look wank though. Always a concern.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Im so bored im youtubing videos of how to shave your own undercut. Seems easy. Might look wank though. Always a concern.

What the fuck is an undercut?

 

[Fabio]

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri
Real Madrid sign creative midfielder Casemiro, 20, from Sao Paulo! He'll play rest of the season with Real Madrid B

 

[Oncy]

What the fuck is an undercut?

A jimmy Dormity.

 

[Fabio]

 

[themn]

Oh, c'mon, Jr.Windever !

Once Oncy said that, I knew exactly what he was on about.

 

[Oncy]

PLEASE!!! Dont be tellin me you dont know what a Jimmy Dormidy is!!?

 

[Fabio]

MY gif was aimed at the madrid signing


I'm on board with this undercut bollocks

 

[themn]

Oh, ok.....as you were !

 

[Oncy]

I cant embed pics from my phone.
Go google Jimmy Dormidy undercut or Michael Pitt undercut or David beckham undercut or 1920s undercut

 

[Fabio]

I know what the flip it is!

For Jon Fox:

 

[Fabio]

 

[Fabio]

Effectively just imagine a hipster cunt Foxy

 

[themn]

Jon Fox is rubbish with names, I believe.

If he was called Trevor Triceratops he would remember the FUCK out of that character !

 

[themn]

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport
Tottenham midfielder Jermaine Jenas signs 18 month permanent deal with QPR.

 

[Fabio]

Xisco has been fucked off from the toon

TBH it makes sense, he's done fuck all since the thong song

 

[themn]

Xisco has been fucked off from the toon

TBH it makes sense, he's done fuck all since the thong song

I'LL HIT A WINDEVER WITH ANOTHER WINDEVER !

 

[Oncy]

I'LL HIT A WINDEVER WITH ANOTHER WINDEVER !

OMG LOL ROFL!!