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The not so Official January Transfer Rumour Thread

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Having seen how Rodgers practically French kissed ArseHeidi when he joined the club, one can only imagine the full-on coitus that will greet the arrival of a bona fide Bender.
 
Harry Redknapp is the most unimaginative motherfucker in world football.
I bet he makes beans on toast for fucking tea every night the dull wanker.

'Wew, I wouldnt kna nuffing abaaat Beans on toast, i never eard of beans on toast, I think its too much, theres just me and me dog and football nowadays wew, its all a mess'
 
Someone told me that if I put a double decker in the microwave for 14 seconds it's ace. But any longer and it's ruined. Can someone carry out this mission before the transfer window closes?
 
ILD said:
Someone told me that if I put a double decker in the microwave for 14 seconds it's ace. But any longer and it's ruined. Can someone carry out this mission before the transfer window closes?
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.... But I have to leave the house to do that...
 
ILD said:
Someone told me that if I put a double decker in the microwave for 14 seconds it's ace. But any longer and it's ruined. Can someone carry out this mission before the transfer window closes?
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What wattage?
 
Liverpool youngster Suso to be loaned to Wigan

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Liverpool’s 19 year-old attacking midfielder Suso could be on his way to Wigan on loan.
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The Spaniard joined Liverpool from hometown club Cádiz CF in 2010 and put pen to paper to seal a long-term contract in October 2012. Now Wigan boss Roberto Martinez wants to bring him to the Latics for the rest of the season.
Liverpool have already loaned Dani Pacheco to Spanish Second Division club SD Huesca and are hoping to send Sebastian Coates out for experience, too.
Suso would become Wigan’s second loanee signing of the day, following the confirmation that midfielder Paul Scharner has returned to the club.
 
Molly is playing little big planet so I am not on Sky right now, but it must be lulz watching them desperately try to spin this Janus horriblis into something fucking exciting.

'MASSIVE NEWS COMING TO US FROM WIGAN JEFF, PAUL SCHARNER HAS RETURNED ON LOAN!!'

*smallest balloon in world drops from opeing in sky studious*

Kamara - 'THATS UNBELIEVABLE JEFF'
 
I saw a little bit of SSN this morning, around 8am, and the way they went round to all the individual reporters outside the various training grounds, you would have been within your rights to expect one of those 'Independence Day' ships, hovering in the background of each.
 
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