The church of Bobby

[rurikbird]

View: https://x.com/AnythingLFC_/status/1810615707941351754

 

[darkstarexodus]

View: https://x.com/AnythingLFC_/status/1810615707941351754

Si senor. Give your soul to Bobby and he'll save it ever more.

 

[Hyena]

I would really think twice about joining a church founded by a False Nine.

 

[dee]

I would really think twice about joining a church founded by a False Nine.

That got a proper laugh

 

[Squiggles]

Firmino is driving down a country lane when he is suddenly pulled over by the Police.

After a quick chat the policeman smells alcohol on Bobbys breath. "Have you been drinking again, Bobby?"

"Just wine"

"Then why do I smell wine?"

Bobby looks down at the bottle '"Good Lord! He's done it again".

 

[Frogfish]

Err cough 'water'?

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Holy fucking shit. He's gone right down in my estimation.

 

[Athens]

I remember he does have a tattoo written in Greek that says something about god. It makes no sense.

 

[rurikbird]

I’m surprised no one mentioned no-look baptisms.

 

[Frogfish]

I’m surprised no one mentioned no-look baptisms.

I think they are called drownings.

 

[Best Believe It]

Holy fucking shit. He's gone right down in my estimation.

Wasn't he one of a number of Brazilian footballers who was very pro Bolsonaro? I know Fabinho was a fan, as is Allison.

 

[Modo]

Firmino the televangelist...can't say that I expected this twist.