Swansea Match Thread

[Raz]

Won't be missing the start of the golf after all.

 

[bobtkelpie]

Have we even tested their keeper yet?

No. One shot, off target

 

[Mystic]

Well, if we come back to win this it'll be a massive statement from the team, massive if though, at least we've started to look better since Sturridge came on.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Oh yay, a return of the short corner. Just what this situation needs. Fucks sake.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Well, if we come back to win this it'll be a massive statement from the team, massive if though, at least we've started to look better since Sturridge came on.

We won't come back

 

[keniget]

What the hell was that cross by Sturridge

 

[DHSC]

What the hell was that cross by Sturridge

He wanted it to be in the air long enough for him to get on the end of it.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That was NOT a dive.

 

[dee]

Studge done for diving

 

[Shadey]

That ref is a cunt

 

[willby]

Was he clipped there?

 

[FoxForceFive]

He pushed him in the side whilst he was stretching for the ball FFS.

 

[dee]

That was NOT a dive.

I think it was

 

[darkstarexodus]

Wtf.... how is that simulation?

Even if it's not a foul, it's not simulation. Fucking awful.

 

[Mystic]

It would have been a soft penalty, but it's never a fucking dive.

 

[dee]

Oooh Mane so close to getting to that

 

[FoxForceFive]

Goal before half time please lads.

 

[DHSC]

Loving Mane.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Beautiful from Mane. Textbook that.

 

[dee]

Definitely getting hold of this game

 

[darkstarexodus]

Great press by Swansea but we passed through quite nicely.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Swansea look way less confident on the ball now.

 

[Mystic]

Great press by Swansea but we passed through quite nicely.

Yeh, we dealt with the press beautifully.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Tbf Swansea are defending like their lives depend on it.

 

[Shadey]

Where's Lady Luck

 

[darkstarexodus]

Hendo! Take a touch and take a look!

 

[Mystic]

Hendersons insistence to lump it up in the air is really starting to fuck me off, calm it the fuck down.

 

[Fabio]

Hendo can fuck off today

In fact the all can

Gang of fuckers

 

[FoxForceFive]

Heh. Karius didn't flinch even when he spilt it. Nice.

 

[keniget]

That clearance by Henderson was one of the laziest things I've ever seen.

Frustrating game. We've started fashioning openings but keep fuxking up the final ball.