Surgery Ageuro

[Dreambeliever]

Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that there are two fucking dreamies running riot all over this site?

Shuusshhh nobody knows you are my alter ego…. 😀

 

[Rosco]

https://www.football-espana.net/2021/09/12/barcelona-vaccinate-quickly-playing-staff

 

[Gary25]

Thread title made me chuckle more it should've

 

[Brizzle]

He's going to come back ripped and looking about 3 years younger isn't he?!

 

[Brizzle]

I'd like to add my own kudos for the thread title. Marvellous.

 

[StevieM]

Sounds like an insurance job to get his wages covered.

 

[Squiggles]

I like Aguero so it's shit for him, but the demise of Barcelona is delicious. They had 33k attend their last game in a 99k stadium. They all know they'll be shit for years.

 

[FreshRed]

Thread title made me chuckle more it should've

Has no one noticed that Aguero is misspelled?

Where are all the copyeditors on here that correct the grammar of every post, let alone the title?!

 

[darkstarexodus]

Thats

Has no one noticed that Aguero is misspelled?

Where are all the copyeditors on here that correct the grammar of every post, let alone the title?!

That's part of what makes the title so brilliant.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Has no one noticed that Aguero is misspelled?

Where are all the copyeditors on here that correct the grammar of every post, let alone the title?!

Errr that’s part of the title. He’s getting old, showing his age and will need Surgery.

 

[FreshRed]

Errr that’s part of the title. He’s getting old, showing his age and will need Surgery.

Oh. That part is not so good. 🙂

 

[Frogfish]

Carried off with chest pains, turns out he has a previously undiagnosed heart condition.

Will probably need an operation.

Barcelona can’t catch a break.

Can't catch a break?! Hey fuck you Aguero this is all about Barca!!

 

[King Binny]

 

[Athens]

Negative results? Is his heart missing?

 

[dantes]

The negative result was inevitable the moment this thread was posted.

 

[MomoWASright]

Insurance job.

 

[Athens]

Insurance job.

Why didn't they just set fire to him like most insurance jobs?

 

[MomoWASright]

I don’t think I hate him enough to want to see him set on fire.

 

[Dreambeliever]

He’ll be at PSG next year.

 

[binomial]

I don’t think I hate him enough to want to see him set on fire.

Feed him to the islamist extremists.

 

[binomial]

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano

Sergio Agüero’s set to retire from football due to heart problems,
@gerardromero
reports. The decision has been made and Barcelona have been informed.
#FCB Press conference to clarify the situation expected next week.

Actually feel sad for him.

 

[Markeh]

Don’t really have feelings either way on Aguero, he played professional football to 33. That’s a good innings. Obviously wish him good health and hopefully he can still enjoy a normal life.

 

[FreshRed]

I always had a ton of respect for Aguero. Works his socks off, was a team player, and deadly in the box. A class player.

It would have been nice, if he had just signed a huge renewal with City, but Barca will do.

 

[Beamrider]

Retirement confirmed. Genuinely gutted for him. Regardless of who he played for, he was a top player and a good pro.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

yah good luck kun - great player, great pro and pity he never played for a real club in England.

 

[dantes]

Maybe not played for a real club, but the way he dispatched Ferguson's decrepit soul that year makes him a club legend right alongside Origi.

 

[Fabio]

Great player in the premier League, he broke fergies heart and he didn't score too many against us.

Shame he didn't just retire from city tbh

 

[bluebell]

He will get lucrative book deal where the publisher will pay non- refundable advance. In 3 months that same book will be available in Poundland for a £1

 

[Hyena]

Footballer retires at 33 having won everything but the CL and having earned a 100 million dollars.

My heart bleeds for him...

 

[binomial]

Honestly 1 of the best strikers I've ever seen play, he was a phenomenon.

This news has been coming for a few months so hardly breaking stuff.

Glad he never won the CL, otherwise have no bitterness towards him.