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I bet the real reason why they're letting him go for such a low price is that he's just tested positive for the Ebola virus.

Someone ring the club and make sure an Ebola test is included in the medical.
 
Marcotti: "To be brutally honest, this makes absolutely no sense to me to sell him at this price (16m). " #LFC #Balotelli

Marcotti: "If that's the number, it's an absolute steal for #LFC" #Balotelli #LFC

Marcotti: "The risk/reward situation is just tremendous for #LFC. It's a colosal screw up by Milan. Many Milan fans are angry about this"

Marcotti - "If #Balotelli just stays at this level, the fee is a success for #LFC. If he goes beyond, then you've hit the jackpot"

Marcotti: "He is 24 years old, and this factors in to #LFC's thinking. Another aspect, Balotelli in terms of endorsements, he's growing"

Marcotti - "If you're looking at global superstars at #LFC, once you get beyond #Gerrard, and #Sterling very soon, #Balotelli helps that"

Marcotti: "#LFC/#Rodgers know everything they need to know about him.Rodgers would feel he could handle #Balotelli better than anyone else"

I've always had a soft spot for him - as @Judge Jules will attest - and I think we have the right gaffa and team to take him to the next level. I hope we all look back fondly on this day as the day Mario arrived and eventually ended the 'Italians and Liverpool FC don't go well together" thesis.
 
I heard Gab Marcotti give an interview on a podcast this summer during the World Cup and I swear he was eating and trying to talk on the phone at the same time. Oh and wheezing heavily. Fat slob.
 
@LTW,

It'd be fun to have a great Italian player at LFC. Maybe we make one of those half and half jerseys. Half LFC half Italia 100% Balotelli. Like those crazy Harbaugh jerseys.
 
That joke was fucking excellent by the way.

You lot owe me, I carry this place.
 
I think the forum needs to sign a few posters before the summer is out. Looking a bit thin on the ground for the season ahead.
 
I have a few friends that would take that offer up. They'd be happy to start following football if it came with free drugs.
 
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I have been refreshing this thread all afternoon waiting for something concrete to happen and then saw he is flying tomorrow. Fuck that get on a plane and get over here, I want tweeted pictures of him in the airport and stuff, this is properly exciting shit.
 
This is the best summer present of all for me. Just checked and I've posted (and started threads) since 2009 (and every year since) about wanting Balotelli.

5 fucking years and here he is all wrapped up for just 16m in a summer when Shane Long went for 12m.

Awesome.
 
You know what, I got my marquee player and I'm fucking delighted. We're gonna win the league.
 
Yeh yeh blah blah, he's signed etc etc. But will he be registered in time to play against Citeh on Monday?
 
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