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Looks like I have to make s decision at half time ... stay & watch 2nd half, or head into Ennis to see the Banner victory parade. Hope to God we are 5-0 up at that stage
 
Fucking wimps. They are bottom and look shite and we are fighting for the title ! If we don't win I'm looking up the rules of Seppuku.
 
The 3-5-2 formation suits our player availability perfectly at present. Suarez getting up to speed should also see the chances created in mid-week converted. Sunderland losing Fletcher will lessen any attacking threat they have. The key, as ever; will be motivation and concentration. A fast start will be important.
 
Dear Brendan,

Please don't fuck about with the formation. No unnecessary CB's.

Please win.

Thanks,

David
 
Fucking wimps. They are bottom and look shite and we are fighting for the title ! If we don't win I'm looking up the rules of Seppuku.
Found them for you - Via http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.



Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
 
Apologies for my absence. I have been busy with my 'blog' - someone kindly offered to make me a new shiny & glossy website for my previews so didn't manage to get on, here is a short extract from the preview.



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Sunderland played an aggressive game under Di Canio which tried to resemble a 4-2-4 with the 2 widemen pushed up the pitch and let the full backs provide options the middle 3rd of the pitch. Here is the average pitch position vs Southampton when Giaccherini & Johnson played high up the pitch.

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However, Sunderland were far far too open under this style of play and Arsenal picked them off for the 1st two goals.

arsenal-sunderland-1.jpg
Arsenal’s opening goal was clinical. However, the above is indicative of the kind of problems Di Canio’s philosophy let to especially when playing against quality apposition. The center half, Diakite is challenging for the ball almost 20 yards into Arsenals half with no cover from the midfield and only one defender in their half. Ultimately, the ball springs to forward Gibbs who lofts the ball down the line for Ozil and Arsenal take advantage of the space. 1-0 Arsenal.



The 2nd goal summed up Di Canio's own thoughts about his midfield "The problem comes when we lose the ball in the middle and we are empty in the middle, there is a big space. We will change a bit now." The lack of protection from midfield is shown below.

arsenal-sunderland-3.jpg

Now, expect a change under Kevin Ball. No longer will it be pushing full backs forward to let the wingers go high, it will be 4-5-1 and Lee Cattermole will come into midfield to give more cover. Sunderland will look to tighten up those spaces and stop giving away cheap goals. It may take a while to score if they do start more conservatively BUT Sunderland have conceded the most goals in the 2nd half this season so hopefully Liverpool can get that monkey off our back.


More analysis here: http://theinsideright.com/sunderland-v-liverpool
 
I dont think Kelly is fit enough to start and with what we have available we should play 3-5-2.
We looked decent against Utd. Suarez will have a good game and Stutridge should inprove a lot since wednesday.
 
Found them for you - Via http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.



Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.



I thought Samurai's committed seppuku?
 
Found them for you - Via http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.



Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.

This is what the internet is for.

Get a guitar and wail so hard that everything explodes.
 
Liverpool FC @LFC32s
Confirmed #LFC team v Sunderland: Mignolet, Toure, Sakho, Skrtel, Enrique, Henderson, Lucas, Gerrard, Moses, Suarez, Sturridge
subs: Jones, Agger, Aspas, Ilori, Sterling, Ibe, Wisdom
 
Liverpool FC @LFC32s
Confirmed #LFC team v Sunderland: Mignolet, Toure, Sakho, Skrtel, Enrique, Henderson, Lucas, Gerrard, Moses, Suarez, Sturridge
subs: Jones, Agger, Aspas, Ilori, Sterling, Ibe, Wisdom
An injury yo midfield and were fucked.

How many centre backs do we need on the bench!


Using my ipad so apols for any stupid ios spelling 'corrections'
 
Sunderland are unchanged from the side that beat Peterborough in the League Cup in midweek.

Sunderland: Westwood, Gardner, Colback, O'Shea, Cuellar, Larsson, Ki, Cattermole, Johnson, Giaccherini, Altidore. Subs: Wickham, Celustka, Ba, Mannone, Ji, Roberge, Mavrias


Using my ipad so apols for any stupid ios spelling 'corrections'
 
Right, should get home for this from windmill farm just in time, thankfully loads of people invited to the party are reds so we all agreed to say on mass at 3 that we should go, worked a treat.
 
Christ Suarez looks knackered before we start. Hands on knees for a full minute and spitting/puking on the deck after the 5-a-side.
 
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