Sunderland game. HELP.

[Spionkop69]

Ive to get it from someone in Ireland and then try get it to you Jon. Ideally ill get someone to bring it over and meet Ryan at the ground.

Cool mate. You've got me as a back up option if needed. Only in work until Tuesday though.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Is it coz I is black?

Pete says you can't play basketball but you're defo black below the belt.

 

[Piedro]

I'm really impressed by how people on this site continually go out of their way to help each other out.

If Ryan was Putin, and Spion Obama, and Piedro that Scandanvian FM prime minister, there would be world peace and so kick ass selfies.

I was out the other week and some pissed lad said to me that I look like Anders Breivik... I didn't really know what to say to that!

 

[Piedro]

Sounds like a plan mate.

Sound, whatsapp me on weds and let me know where you are up to.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I was out the other week and some pissed lad said to me that I look like Anders Breivik... I didn't really know what to say to that!

Just say you sleep with people to bring peace, not kill them.

 

[Woland]

Is everyone sorted here yet?

 

[Woland]

It's just I might have some.

 

[Athens]

It's just I might have some.

Pay for my flights over & I'll do you the favour of taking one off your hands.

 

[ILD]

Ryan needs one @Woland. I got him one but its a pain trying to get it over to him. If you can sort him prob easier. Can you let me know asap and ill tell your man to try move it on elsewhere.

 

[Woland]

OK. I'd say I'm like 90% on having spares.

 

[ILD]

Right. 90% is high.

What ya think?

@Ryan

 

[Piedro]

93%

 

[Red Astaire]

OK. I'd say I'm like 90% on having spares.

@Woland - If I'm not to late to the party I'd love a ticket. If @ILD has sorted @Ryan and it's still going spare I'd love it. No worries otherwise.

Not wishing to tip the balance but there is a blow job in it for you as well..... I've a got a boss technique. #justsayin. 😗

 

[ILD]

I have a ticket for Ryan but im trying to get it dropped to waterford so I can drop it to Wexford to have it brought over to the game to meet Ryan. I might be a lot easier for Woland to sort. Ha.

 

[Woland]

I might be able to get a few. Won't know till morning

 

[ILD]

Okay. Keep us posted. I'll see how im doing in the morning.

 

[EmreChan]

I might be able to get a few. Won't know till morning

I'd be interested in a pair or two singles if possible. Can't offer you a blowjob like @Red Astaire but I would drop kick a lizard or two in your honour!

 

[gene hughes]

It's much more fun to stroke them Chan.

 

[Ryan]

Sweet suffering Jesus, the good folk of SCM have gone and played a blinder here.

ILD - you've gone so far out of the way here that my original idea of doing a Paddy/RISLC on you and just leaving you high and dry won't do. You're a star mate, really appreciate all the help.

Woland - let me know mate. Again, there's a pint (or several) in this for you.

Spion - I'll pm you now mate.

Piedro - Tell your mum I'm coming.

 

[Red Astaire]

Sweet suffering Jesus, the good folk of SCM have gone and played a blinder here.

ILD - you've gone so far out of the way here that my original idea of doing a Paddy/RISLC on you and just leaving you high and dry won't do. You're a star mate, really appreciate all the help.

Woland - let me know mate. Again, there's a pint (or several) in this for you.

Spion - I'll pm you now mate.

Piedro - Tell your mum I'm coming.

That's all very well but can you deep throat?

 

[Ryan]

Like the fucking best of them RA. Plus, I'm pretty, so Woland might enjoy it more.

 

[Woland]

I've got that ticket for you Ryan but my sexual requests have been getting increasingly arcane, only dealt with by time served professionals. Best all round to stick with the pints.

 

[ILD]

Sweet suffering Jesus, the good folk of SCM have gone and played a blinder here.

ILD - you've gone so far out of the way here that my original idea of doing a Paddy/RISLC on you and just leaving you high and dry won't do. You're a star mate, really appreciate all the help.

Woland - let me know mate. Again, there's a pint (or several) in this for you.

Spion - I'll pm you now mate.

Piedro - Tell your mum I'm coming.

No hassle Ryan. Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift.

 

[Ryan]

I've got that ticket for you Ryan but my sexual requests have been getting increasingly arcane, only dealt with by time served professionals. Best all round to stick with the pints.

Cheers for the ticket n all, but I can't help admit I'm a little disappointed about the other bit.

 

[Ryan]

No hassle Ryan. Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift.

I'm at your service day and night Daveed.

 

[ILD]

I'm at your service day and night Daveed.

I'll definitely need some fashion advice in the near future. Like what footwear do I wear with a tan chino?

 

[Ryan]

Ha. Very good.

 

[ILD]

I was being serious.

 

[ILD]

Wait i'll do a separate thread for all this. Ha.

 

[Brizzle]

I'll definitely need some fashion advice in the near future. Like what footwear do I wear with a tan chino?

Boat shoe, obv.