If you did read that somewhere, it's not a stat, it's a lie.
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If you did read that somewhere, it's not a stat, it's a lie.
I was taken a back by it. Didn’t seem like it could be legit
Well, you can relax, it isn't.
You don’t know has scored do you?
Yeah, Dreamy, good one. Has this Simpleton Detective routine EVER fucking worked for you? This Special Needs Sceptic clown suit ? Has it?
So why even fucking bother, you dopey cunt?
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Stoke o - Liverpool 3
Salah scored two from the bench.
Will Studge attract the attentions of 3 defenders creating space for others ? WiIl he track back and help out his FB ? Will he harry the shite out of the CBs ? Will he even last a full 90 mins ? Even though Salah isn't hitting last season's highs he is still, in most matches, making a very valuable contribution which has led to 6 wins and draw in the PL and a fine win vs. PSG.
I know (think I know) that your post was tongue in cheek but thought I'd expand a little ........
We can't start Studge unless we plan to take him off after 60 mins. However we can play Shaq to give any of the front three (move Salah inside) a breather from starting from time to time.
Brilliant goals.
120 Seconds only.. Impressive!!
127 seconds actually..
They lie
Some great goals though.. The one against West Brom, close second to the one against Chelsea
Shows he has class in his locker... I hope he can go the season uninjured, because boy.. he could be the difference this season on his current form, especially from the bench..
He seem to be content With his role as well. He understand the need for the depth in the squad, and that every guy involved is there to make a difference. This is vital. We see how much ego's around the League can be poison to a Whole Squad when the ball doesn't run their way. But for Studge it seem like he understand that he can actually be part of something big here. And he also probably realise that if shit hits the fan again, it is better to be at LFC than West Brom during an injury period.
I literally posted who has straight after your post.
Hats off to you Mystic for being able to decipher the question after it had been through the autocorrect filter
It says a lot for the patience of this board that we are capable of responding with alacrity and civility to Dreamy, when he says something wrong, and then gets his question wrong when he's trying to be a smart-arse, and generally fails at getting any part of his own contribution to the discussion correct in any way.
All of them such clean finishes. Torresesque.
Because the Studge has spent so much time out of the picture, it's easier than it should be to forget just how talented a footballer the guy actually is. IMHO with a normal injury record he could seriously have been up there with the Ronaldos of this world.
Assume Solskjaer?
It's kinda a back handed compliment, it means you're not deemed good or fit enough to start. Although I guess its better than being a shit sub.
Defoe 24
And Girou 19
Sturridge shares 17 with Kanu and Solskjaar
And Girou 19
Sturridge shares 17 with Kanu and Solskjaar
FFS Dreamy, quit while you’re behind.
"You don’t know has scored do you?"
Admittedly this didn't make sense, because you're incompetent, but it did seem like a challenge to me personally, which led to my response.
Now shut the fuck up, there's a good idiot.
Ha ha no it was more a question of do you happen to know? Maybe lost in Galway transalation.
People in Galway would say ‘You don’t know where the post office is?’ When asking for directions.
Anyway, as you were
Pat, I think it's the absence of the word "who" from your earlier post which caused the problem. I'm all for keeping things simple but you cut a corner too many there.
Even with a "who" it still isn't right, as I think (assume) the question he was trying to ask was "You don't know who it was who first scored as a substitute under Klopp, do you?" so just saying "You don't know who has scored?" or "You don't know has scored" leaves most people scratching their head ...
Hahaha the as you were returns!
It's a measure of how amazing the Full Dreamy is that this thread contains only Standard Dreamies.
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