Studge On A Possible £18m Move?

[redhorizon2]

 

[Modo]

boo

 

[FoxForceFive]

That's just shit.

It's actually worse than the Bent one.

 

[Athens]

I look forward to seeing the bent one every transfer season. It's like the first swallow of summer, or the first frost of autumn.

 

[Judge Jules]

I look forward to seeing the bent one every transfer season. It's like the first swallow of summer, or the first frost of autumn.

As the vicar said to the barmaid.

 

[Athens]

As the vicar said to the barmaid.

Half a mild and a bottle of red for tomorrow's communion?

 

[Judge Jules]

Wouldn't know, Ruairi. I'm Catholic. We use white. 😛

 

[Athens]

Wouldn't know, Ruairi. I'm Catholic. We use white. [emoji14]

I'm meant to be catholic too, I was never offered any wine though.

The Greeks use red. It's very sweet.

 

[StevieM]

I'm meant to be catholic too, I was never offered any wine though.

The Greeks use red. It's very sweet.

That's because Greek wine is shit.

 

[Skullflower]

That's because Greek wine is shit.

My mate from athens gave me a bottle of red thema to disprove that assertion. Haven't had it yet.

 

[Athens]

That's because Greek wine is shit.

Some of it Is. They love sweet wine.

The wine made by the smaller producers and home made wine is luverly.

 

[redhorizon2]

Has he done 9 days of training?

 

[StevieM]

My mate from athens gave me a bottle of red thema to disprove that assertion. Haven't had it yet.

Native grapes combined with poor wine making practices has made Greek wine a bit of a joke - though they are supposed to be getting better.

 

[gene hughes]

What are the poor wine making practices? Is it to do with their feet?

 

[StevieM]

Some of it Is. They love sweet wine.

The wine made by the smaller producers and home made wine is luverly.

Yeah - I tried some Greek fortified wine a while back - not my thing.

Sweet wine in hot climates sounds about right - probably rocket fuel as well.

 

[StevieM]

What are the poor wine making practices? Is it to do with their feet?

If they use their feet... then yes.

 

[#roadred]

I can't resist. This still rocks.

 

[gene hughes]

So sad she died though.

 

[Oliver Twist]

She didn't die. She had a little whine and she was ship shape after that.



Warning: this pun loses its impact written down.

 

[gene hughes]

She was never the same and ultimately she disappeared. It's a famous story.

 

[#roadred]

So sad she died though.

Yeah, it was quite sad. I found an extract from her epitaph in the Fox Network subsidiary newspaper ‘White Wings On White Knights’, “she will probably be missed by someone as her fledgling career came to a sad and abrupt end while stomping grapes. In a sombre farewell her crew members dumped the grapes on her and left her to be absorbed back into the earth before packing up and going home, leaving just the table and buckets as a shrine and as a warning to others not to stomp grapes on a wobbly table”

 

[doctor_mac]

So sad she died though.

Amazingly her cousin died in another fruit related accident:

 

[ILD]

I can't resist. This still rocks.

This video gets me everytime. THE NOISES SHE MAKES.

Someone needs to remix this with the grapefruit BJ vid?

 

[gene hughes]

Amazingly her cousin died in another fruit related accident:

This really shows how they faked the Kennedy assassination. Man on the grassy knoll, massive catapult, watermelon. Bob's your uncle. I mean brother. I mean late brother. Oh.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That watermelon one must have done some damage to her face. It's seriously funny though!

 

[redhorizon2]

Amazingly her cousin died in another fruit related accident:

That's why we have such stringent health and safety laws in the UK. She should have worn a pair of goggles