"Hi Luis.....frankly we've assumed you've had a mental breakdown to consider coming back to us, but let's push on. Plans for next season? Well, we're thinking just a couple of new signings really because of our wealth of existing talent; clearly Ojo deserves a run in the first team, and of course we're bringing Markovic back from loan.......Luis?......Luis?......hello Luis, are you there?.....Luis?"
You total fucking berk.
Your post of replacing as many as 8 first team players is just as equally stupid.
"Hi mr Henry, for the new season I need a GK, 2 CBs, 1 RB, 2 CMs and 2AM and 4 Strikers..........hello Mr Henry, are you there" etc...