Who does weird things when they sleep? I'm not talking a peculiar snore or anything here, i'm talking full on "damn you a freak" kind of things.
I'll go first:
Last night my lady friend awoke to the sound of me trying to open up the duvet cover at the foot of the bed. She asked me what i was doing. I said that it was "a package from ebay and i was opening, however there might be a spider inside so if i jump for her not to jump too".
Other golden moments include her waking up to see me sitting at the side of the bed, staring at the top of the wardrobe. A reasonable enough question followed, "What are you doing?"
"There's little people on top of the wardrobe"
I have more however i'll need to get her to remind me.
Anyone care to share?
I'll go first:
Last night my lady friend awoke to the sound of me trying to open up the duvet cover at the foot of the bed. She asked me what i was doing. I said that it was "a package from ebay and i was opening, however there might be a spider inside so if i jump for her not to jump too".
Other golden moments include her waking up to see me sitting at the side of the bed, staring at the top of the wardrobe. A reasonable enough question followed, "What are you doing?"
"There's little people on top of the wardrobe"
I have more however i'll need to get her to remind me.
Anyone care to share?
