Fucking hell C/O you need to leave this shit to the professionals. You'll fuck it all up to fuck. You think we've all got lucky cocks? You think we've all got faithful old tellys? Lucky socks? Pigs that require kisses? One day you may find yourself in possession of such an item of power. In the mean time, sit back, and leave it to those, excuse the pun, suitably 'endowed' to do so.