Shinji Kagawa

[redhorizon2]

Would you oppose him coming here if coutinho is sold?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Kagawa didn't really work in England, but wasn't in a system that helped him. I guess as long as the price was fair etc.

 

[Comical Aly]

Not if Jurgy wants him.

 

[ILD]

United fan would crack up. It'd be hilarious.

 

[superchimp]

He'll want to play for Klopp.

 

[Bradley]

United fan would crack up. It'd be hilarious.

Especially if he came and was sh*t hot.

 

[tombrown]

No

We should not sign ex-mancs. Did Paul Ince teach us nothing?

 

[redhorizon2]

No

We should not sign ex-mancs. Did Paul Ince teach us nothing?

Are you sure?

 

[Rosco]

I'm sure.

Leave him where he is

 

[tombrown]

All mancs have a microchip implanted that causes them to turn shit if they ever sign for Liverpool. Even a Klopp can't override that.

In fact, the microchip is so advanced as to be genetically inheritable.

 

[Red Astaire]

In a heartbeat! He'd be boss. Watashi no sukina Nihon no Sakka senshu yo! Plus it would piss the Mancs off when he inevitably score against them. He was criminally underused there I always thought.

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[cloggypop]

Klopp wouldn't stick him out on the left.

 

[Red Mullet]

All mancs have a microchip implanted that causes them to turn shit if they ever sign for Liverpool. Even a Klopp can't override that.

In fact, the microchip is so advanced as to be genetically inheritable.

Best use of the word inheritable in a post.

 

[Red Mullet]

Isn't Firmino meant to be meant to play if Coutinho was sokd?

 

[cloggypop]

I hope Coutinho isn't sokd.

 

[cloggypop]

Isn't Firmino meant to be meant to play if Coutinho was sokd?

Think he's the replacement for when we sokd Sterling.

 

[Red Mullet]

I hope Coutinho isn't sokd.

You know what sokd means?

 

[StevieM]

Where's he going to play with Reus, Gotze & Lewandowski already in the team?

 

[cloggypop]

You know what sokd means?

No.

 

[Red Mullet]

No.

Oh, nor do I. Maybe @redhorizon2 can explain!

 

[cloggypop]

Appaz it's short for Service Orientated Knowledge Discovery.

 

[Red Mullet]

Appaz it's short for Service Orientated Knowledge Discovery.

So how do you Service Orientated Knowledge Discovery a Coutinho?

Sounds painful.

 

[cloggypop]

It sounds like the sort of bollocks management speak that is hopefully a thing of the past.

 

[Red Mullet]

It sounds like the sort of bollocks management speak that is hopefully a thing of the past.

Woah, woah, woah!

Let's diagnose this so we can find a way forward. We'll create a straw man and determine a value stream so we can identify how to sokd this, ok? OK.

 

[juniormember]

Loads of tumors of that happening here in Japan, but I doubt it.
We have Firmino and Coutinho as well.

 

[cloggypop]

Loads of tumors of that happening here in Japan, but I doubt it.
We have Firmino and Coutinho as well.

Anything to do with that nuclear plant?

 

[Red Mullet]

Loads of tumors of that happening here in Japan, but I doubt it.
We have Firmino and Coutinho as well.

I'll see a doctor about those tumors...

 

[cloggypop]

Woah, woah, woah!

Let's diagnose this so we can find a way forward. We'll create a straw man and determine a value stream so we can identify how to sokd this, ok? OK.

Sometimes this blanket ban on suggesting suicide just goes too far.

 

[Red Mullet]

Sometimes this blanket ban on suggesting suicide just goes too far.

sokd off

 

[Skullflower]

sokd?
like in full metal jacket?