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JOIN this league. Not the Norwich type interloper league where the top prize is a night with a farm animal.
 
They are normally into their sisters, but so much so it gets a bit samey. That's why a farm animal is a special treat.
 
I just joined. No idea why or what the fuck happens next. I feel like an old man whose wandered into and Apple shop by mistake.
 
Am I now pitted against all you lot?

Yes. We have 3 leagues: the Premier league, The Championship and division one. 3 get promoted and three get relegated each season. You play two matches a week, (Monday and Friday) and all you have to do is log in before the match and pick your team and tactics.
 
Yes. We have 3 leagues: the Premier league, The Championship and division one. 3 get promoted and three get relegated each season. You play two matches a week, (Monday and Friday) and all you have to do is log in before the match and pick your team and tactics.

Cool. Do I start in div 1 then?
 
Cool. Do I start in div 1 then?

Yes.

You have started with a brand new team (which is quite weak so I've boosted your players to help you compete). New teams start of with completely random players so you'll have to have a look to see which areas you need to strengthen.

When you log in click on start and look for a section called sponsor activity, click on it and it should give you a million pounds to spend. Do this once a week and you'll soon get a transfer kitty.

The season will start on Friday, so have a look round the menus, and try to organise a friendly with someone in your division to give you an idea of the game.

It's quite slow paced to begin with, so don't panic if you can't work out what to do. You wont have any matches arranged yet once you get a friendly sorted you'll get a much better idea.
 
And please feel free to ask any questions on here. We all need one another for the league to flourish, and established managers are always happy to help.
 
Once again i have to suffer yet another unprovoked attack from the Count. It's about time that the league chairman stepped in and put a stop to this type of behaviour.
 
Found it.

Welcome to the game mate.

Once you've had a while to get to terms with the way the site is set up, you'll probably notice that i am ranked the number 1 manager in the SCM leagues. If you have any questions then please feel free to ask away.

A few tips to get you started:

1. Don't trust anything that the Irish managers tell you.
2. Always try to keep your players form 15+ if possible (you can pay to"train" your players).
3. Don't trust anything that the Irish managers tell you.
4. Try to keep your sides average age between 25-27 if possible.
5. Don't trust anything that the Irish managers tell you.
6. Aim to get your players 'DV' 15 or higher by the end of the season.
7. Don't trust anything that the Irish managers tell you.
8. it might be worth while forgetting about results and focusing on player development for a few seasons (it really doesn't take long to put toghter a strong team (unless your the manager of Inter Yermas). Rafa4 is a legend at building legendary teams, so i'd suggest asking him any questions you might have on this subject.
 
As a football manager, Rafa makes a good rugby coach.
 
SCM Premier league:

1. Uberkuntz
2. KHL
3. Prepared4ahumping FC
4. Lemurs
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5. FC Katamon
6. Zombies Advarks
7. Doc's Destroyers
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8. Inter Yerma's
9. Rafasboys
10. Mamma Mias
 
Once again i have to suffer yet another unprovoked attack from the Count. It's about time that the league chairman stepped in and put a stop to this type of behaviour.

An attack?
I am doing my best to help you out.
 
Students of the game will have noticed that, some teams, when relegated take it with good grace, While others release a statement to the press declaring that was my intention all along.

Certain managers also brag about their ability, yet they've never won the top trophy.
 
Official P4AH FC press release:

We at Prepared4ahumping FC will not lower ourselves by entering into a war of words with a championship level manager.
 
Official Press Release :

We at Inter Yerma only read press releases from teams that have won the Premier League.

Fun Fact : Ross has won the premier league.

Fun Fact 2 : Brendan goes by the name Rafa, but his real name is Roy.

Fun Fact 3 : whatever his name is... Rafa, Roy, Kenny, Brendan.... Doesn't matter - trophy cabinet is bare.
 
Luckily for you Neal I don't even really know what I have to do.
Well first mistake I've made, is saying I was relegated from Division 1. I meant, I've been relegated from the Championship. Seeing as Division 1 is the lowest 1, I'd be in big trouble if I were relegated from there.

Anyway, don't worry about it. As the guys say, winning matches should be your secondary objective. Concentrate on building your squad for the first few seasons. I made this error. I've been promoted and relegated more times than Bolton Wanderers, and I still have a shit team. I'm hopefully going to get around to sorting things out this season. Best of luck for Friday 🙂
 
Well first mistake I've made, is saying I was relegated from Division 1. I meant, I've been relegated from the Championship. Seeing as Division 1 is the lowest 1, I'd be in big trouble if I were relegated from there.

Anyway, don't worry about it. As the guys say, winning matches should be your secondary objective. Concentrate on building your squad for the first few seasons. I made this error. I've been promoted and relegated more times than Bolton Wanderers, and I still have a shit team. I'm hopefully going to get around to sorting things out this season. Best of luck for Friday 🙂

cheers. Do I need to select my team and tactics etc before a certain time on Friday?
 
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