Poll Salah vs Ronaldo

[Oncy]

Yeah, but without cheese, baked potatoes would be pointless, omelettes wouldn't work at all, garlic bread would just be a 7/10 food instead of a 10/10 food, spaghetti bolognese would be naked, the ham on a sandwich would be terribly lonely, & worst of all, no pizza!

I'd make do with plastic tarps around the windows before I'd make do without cheese.

Nailed it

 

[manwithnoname]

A very thinly-sliced cheese could be used as a window

 

[Oncy]

A very thinly-sliced cheese could be used as a window

Or a lerdhammer

 

[Athens]

Yeah, but without cheese, baked potatoes would be pointless, omelettes wouldn't work at all, garlic bread would just be a 7/10 food instead of a 10/10 food, spaghetti bolognese would be naked, the ham on a sandwich would be terribly lonely, & worst of all, no pizza!

I'd make do with plastic tarps around the windows before I'd make do without cheese.

Then you would have your missus gurning about the cold in the winter.

I can picture tower blocks with no windows, all of the flats are inhabited by blokes who have given the wife the elbow just so they can still enjoy cheese.

 

[Oncy]

Be cold though

 

[Fabio]

Be cold though

Melted cheese wouldn't make a good window

 

[Fabio]

Might make a good sealant though

 

[manwithnoname]

There are other foods, Jon.

I'm not like a cheese fanatic or anything, but the point about baked potatoes is well made. And there's not many food or cuisines that cheese can't be added to and make better.

Apart from maybe Sushi. And Chinese. And Thai. Do they even have cheese in the mysterious Orient?

 

[Athens]

Melted cheese wouldn't make a good window

Cottage cheese might make a good house, though.

 

[Oncy]

I'm not like a cheese fanatic or anything, but the point about baked potatoes is well made. And there's not many food or cuisines that cheese can't be added to and make better.

Apart from maybe Sushi. And Chinese. And Thai. Do they even have cheese in the mysterious Orient?

You dont need cheese when everything you cook is drowned in Salt

 

[Oncy]

Cottage cheese might make a good house, though.

You better brie lieve it

 

[manwithnoname]

You better brie lieve it

Edam it Oncy!

 

[Fabio]

I camembert cheese puns

 

[Matt]

And there's not many food or cuisines that cheese can't be added to and make better.

Merely fifteen minutes ago, I took my Chicken Risotto off the heat, stirred in some grated Parmesan and took the meal from a solid 7.5 to a straight up 9.5 immediately.

Your point is a wise one.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Merely fifteen minutes ago, I took my Chicken Risotto off the heat, stirred in some grated Parmesan and took the meal from a solid 7.5 to a straight up 9.5 immediately.

Your point is a wise one.

It was my goddamn point that was a wise one!

*pouts*

 

[Matt]

It was my goddamn point that was a wise one!

*pouts*

Sulk noted.

Thread re-read.

Wisdom re-apportioned.

 

[manwithnoname]

Sulk noted.

Thread re-read.

Wisdom re-apportioned.

Reacting to his hissy fits isn't helpful, for him or us.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Reacting to his hissy fits isn't helpful, for him or us.

You stay out of this!

*slams door*

 

[Oncy]

Reacting to his hissy fits isn't helpful, for him or us.

Parenting 1-0-1
Let FFF get it out of his system.

 

[manwithnoname]

Parenting 1-0-1
Let FFF get it out of his system.

Yeah, you keep saying that.

'He'll grow out of it!" you said
'It's just a phase'

Well, here we are. Here we are.

 

[Oncy]

Yeah, you keep saying that.

'He'll grow out of it!" you said
'It's just a phase'

Well, here we are. Here we are.

Oh and youre perfect are you!!!!!

 

[FoxForceFive]

*sits on the stairs, listening & causing irreparable future emotional damage*

 

[Fabio]

*sits on the stairs, listening & causing irreparable future emotional damage*

*calls from over the landing*


Joooooooon

 

[gene hughes]

Yeah, but without cheese, baked potatoes would be pointless, omelettes wouldn't work at all, garlic bread would just be a 7/10 food instead of a 10/10 food, spaghetti bolognese would be naked, the ham on a sandwich would be terribly lonely, & worst of all, no pizza!

I'd make do with plastic tarps around the windows before I'd make do without cheese.

Plastic tarp around the what now? You can’t put tarp around the windows because they don’t exist.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Plastic tarp around the what now? You can’t put tarp around the windows because they don’t exist.

There'd still be holes. Window sized holes. With tarp affixed to them & miserable women inside, watching their husbands happily wolf down pizza & cheesy garlic bread as they shiver.

 

[gene hughes]

There'd still be holes. Window sized holes. With tarp affixed to them & miserable women inside, watching their husbands happily wolf down pizza & cheesy garlic bread as they shiver.

You’ll be fat and pasty looking from eating cheese in the dark.

Now that I think of it there’s a few posters on here who obviously live some version of the lifestyle you describe. Of course there are no miserable women, just pot noodles shivering in the dark.

 

[Avmenon]

This thread is weird, goudamn it

 

[tombrown]

Strange fact - in Holland cheese is made backwards

 

[Dreambeliever]

Strange fact - in Holland cheese is made backwards

Strange fact or shit joke?

 

[tombrown]

How very dare you!