Rooney To China

[6TimesaRed]

In the Media this morning..

UTD have received a huge offer from a Chinese Super League club they are willing to accept..

They really are going for it these Chinese clubs...

UTD would be mad not to cash in though..

Why couldn't it of been Benteke. [emoji33]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Rumors are of 100 million pound bid ... 500k per week wages.

WOW

 

[Athens]

100 million? That's fucking stupid, no wonder the Chinese economy is in danger of tanking.

 

[Rosco]

100 million? That's fucking stupid, no wonder the Chinese economy is in danger of tanking.

I thought it was because of the one child policy.

Not enough child labour available

 

[KopRed]

I thought it was because of the one child policy.

Not enough child labour available

Surely their child labour has been outsourced to india long ago.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Still hoping we can get a £50 million offer for Lucas from one of these clubs....

 

[Modo]

Still hoping we can get a £10 million bid for Lallana.

 

[Mystic]

In the Media this morning..

UTD have received a huge offer from a Chinese Super League club they are willing to accept..

They really are going for it these Chinese clubs...

UTD would be mad not to cash in though..

Why couldn't it of been Benteke. [emoji33]

Just Man Us luck if they get offered a golden carrot for Rooney whilst he's on his downward spiral, I don't think he'd accept the move though, which is nice.

 

[iffythebiffy]

About as much chance as a...

dead rat in a tampon factory

 

[tombrown]

Rumors are of 100 million pound bid ... 500k per week wages.

WOW

I read it as £100m overall - £30M transfer, rest in wages (about 3 years at that rate).

He will think "going to a Chinese club" means he'll be off to his favorite restaurant for wining & dining grannies.

 

[Hansern]

Why arent they after Balotelli??!!!

 

[Markeh]

Why arent they after Balotelli??!!!

I guess they want something for their money, no matter how minimal or short term

 

[Athens]

I thought it was because of the one child policy.

Not enough child labour available

Perhaps the Chinese government are up to something here, brining over top athletes to breed them with local girls?

I don't know where Rooney fits into all of this though.

 

[refugee]

Perhaps the Chinese government are up to something here, brining over top athletes to breed them with local girls?

I don't know where Rooney fits into all of this though.

His partners are unlikely to still be fertile.

 

[Squiggles]

Hope not. They might sign someone good.

 

[willby]

Perhaps the Chinese government are up to something here, brining over top athletes to breed them with local girls?

I don't know where Rooney fits into all of this though.

Like the mythical heroes and all...😀

 

[redhorizon2]

I read it as £100m overall - £30M transfer, rest in wages (about 3 years at that rate).

He will think "going to a Chinese club" means he'll be off to his favorite restaurant for wining & dining grannies.

I read this too, but my sources are regional in their publications

 

[redhorizon2]

Hop they bid £50m for Balo, and we can throw in Alberto for free

 

[dantes]

I thought it was because of the one child policy.

Not enough child labour available

It was because the government thought it was a good idea to prop up their stock market, every professional trader bought the fuck out of it knowing it could only go up. Then the Chinese people thought hang on a fucking minute, so they then decided it was a good idea to quit their farms and factories, and buy shares instead. They came late to the party, the market tanked, and those people feel a bit stupid now.

 

[Frogfish]

It was because the government thought it was a good idea to prop up their stock market, every professional trader bought the fuck out of it knowing it could only go up. Then the Chinese people thought hang on a fucking minute, so they then decided it was a good idea to quit their farms and factories, and buy shares instead. They came late to the party, the market tanked, and those people feel a bit stupid now.

That's pretty much what happened to some, but not all, my wife has many friends retired on the fruit of that tree.

Oh and it's now a 2 child policy as of a few months ago.

 

[Frogfish]

News just in : an unknown Chinese team (believed to be the Inner Mongolian Coal Miners XI) have bid 50M for Modo.

We give them 50M and they'll take him.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Hop they bid £50m for Balo, and we can throw in Alberto for free

That's not smart business. Luis Alberto has done more in half a season than Balotelli has in two - you don't give that away free even if he's less glamorous.

Balo for 50m and we give them an exclusive discount on Luis Alberto so they can have him for 11.99m. We can give them Toure free though at the end of the season as a special sweetener.

 

[kingjulian]

News just in : an unknown Chinese team (believed to be the Inner Mongolian Coal Miners XI) have bid 50M for Modo.

We give them 50M and they'll take him.

Dead or alive?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Man United’s Wayne Rooney rejects a mega offer to move to China [Sunday Times]