Rooney head injury

[willby]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/23963142

 

[Markeh]

haha 'axe wound'

 

[Modo]

Damn.

 

[Woland]

Doubt it's the worst gash he's ever had.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

England team-mate Theo Walcott has described the photograph as "like something out of a horror film".

Dramatic much there Theo?

 

[Glen C]

Wouldn't have stopped terry butcher or stuart pearce the pussy. Pearce tried running off a broken leg once the nutter.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

BTW how is that photo any worse than this:

 

[Judge Jules]

The axe was a write-off.

 

[Bradley]

Sir Alex Ferguson is said to be recovering in hospital with a bottle of whiskey hidden under his pillow. He was admitted suffering from shock and was repeating the words 'He could have killed him'.

 

[Holle]

Rooney is a cuntface.

Who would have thought, eh?

 

[Mors]

Shame

 

[FoxForceFive]

He'll hate it now, but when some time has passed he'll start to like it.

At least I'm fairly sure he will, I've been told he likes old gash.

 

[Athens]

At least with Rooney there's no chance of brain damage.

 

[Y1]

Did that gash knock some sense into his head? (like will never to play for the devils again?)

 

[Frogfish]

Oh FFS a few stitches and a loan of Cech's 'Lambs' mask and he'd be perfectly fine for England this week.

 

[nealmac]

It's all fake. He just didn't want to be in the England squad.

 

[Judge Jules]

Oh FFS a few stitches and a loan of Cech's 'Lambs' mask and he'd be perfectly fine for England this week.

Quite. It isn't as if anyone will see the difference.

 

[gkmacca]

The problem has just got worse for Rooney. A second scan has revealed that his brain must have fallen out of the crack in his head and he is now functioning via a usb stick the doctor shoved up his arse whilst ground staff scour the training area in search of the pea-sized bit of grey matter.