Dispiriting and depressing display, from start to finish.
Reina (5). Poor start to the season, and needs to wake up, fast.
Magic (4). Laboured, indecisive and wasteful.
Carra (5). Our best defender. Average.
Skittles (4). Clumsy challenges all night long.
Agger (2). Arse-fucked all night long by Johnson, and typically dreadful in the air for the second goal. Embarrassing.
Kuyt (4). Simply dire first half, but tried his best to attack more in the second. Didn't really succeed.
Gerrard (6). Had to do the job of four in midfield, and nearly suceeded.
The Cunt (0). Hahahahahahahahaha! The worst CM to ever play for Liverpool. Trufax.
Jova (3) Played very narrow, and never used his pace. Tried - and failed - to help out the abject Agger
Eggnog (3). Like all inconsistent, not really good enough players, followed up his goal-scoring display against Arsenal with a clown-like display. If he doesn't score, he is probably the worst striker in the Premiership.
Torres (4). Had two decent efforts. Looked pretty uninterested most of the time.
The Old Man (1). Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. Except older, worse, and hasn't ever won anything.