Rapey Ronaldo

[C/O]

Did anyone else read the thread title like Dirty Diana?

 

[Modo]

Was told this story by a friend. Apparently this happened in Stockholm when the Portuguese national team were visiting. Cristiano Ronaldo was partying in Stockholm and had an interesting encounter with a girl at a hotel.

Ronaldo apparently was insisting on having sex with the girl without a condom. He kept putting it in while the girl resisted. So he was basically going "come on, please" while the girl was saying 'no'. Finally he calls Pepe who a few moments later shows up at his door with condoms and they lived happily ever after.

 

[Hyena]

Was told this story by a friend. Apparently this happened in Stockholm when the Portuguese national team were visiting. Cristiano Ronaldo was partying in Stockholm and had an interesting encounter with a girl at a hotel.

Ronaldo apparently was insisting on having sex with the girl without a condom. He kept putting it while the girl resisted. So he was basically going "come on, please" while the girl was saying 'no'. Finally he calls Pepe who a few moments later shows up at his door with condoms and they lived happily ever after.

That is a very disappointing story. I thought it was going to end with Pepe headbutting her.

 

[Squiggles]

Las Vegas Police have released an e-fit image of a man they are looking to speak to in regards to an alleged sexual assault in 2009:

 

[the count]

Las Vegas Police have leaked e-fit image of a man they are looking to speak to in regards to an alleged sexual assault in 2009

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So that's Ronaldo off the hook then.

 

[The Nomad]

Las Vegas Police have leaked e-fit image of a man they are looking to speak to in regards to an alleged sexual assault in 2009

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Niall Quinn is fucked!!

 

[The Nomad]

On a serious note. Shes not the best looking girl in the world.

 

[Woland]

Las Vegas Police have leaked e-fit image of a man they are looking to speak to in regards to an alleged sexual assault in 2009

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This is brilliant, I'm stealing it.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Did anyone else read the thread title like Dirty Diana?

I didn't, but now everytime I see the thread title it sings in my head in Michael Jackson's voice.

 

[jexykrodic]

I didn't know he was eligible for a nomination to the Supreme Court. He's a busy lad.

 

[Peatcheo]

I'm shocked that this is not a bigger news story, he is one of the world's biggest sports stars and a lot of press are not giving it that much attention.

 

[Athens]

I'm shocked that this is not a bigger news story, he is one of the world's biggest sports stars and a lot of press are not giving it that much attention.

FIFA are waiting for the performance enhancing drugs to leave his system before dumping him in it.

 

[SummerOnions]

FIFA are waiting for the performance enhancing drugs to leave his system before dumping him in it.

Ronaldope?

 

[Mors]

He's been dropped from the Portugal squad for their upcoming games because of it.

 

[gkmacca]

I'm shocked that this is not a bigger news story, he is one of the world's biggest sports stars and a lot of press are not giving it that much attention.

I guess aside from reporting on the basic details they're wary of the possible legal consequences of discussing it any further at this stage. But I bet they've got loads to publish once they think it's safe to do so.

 

[Best Believe It]

I guess aside from reporting on the basic details they're wary of the possible legal consequences of discussing it any further at this stage. But I bet they've got loads to publish once they think it's safe to do so.

Yeah, Der Spiegel is the only publication that has access to the actual documents I think; everyone else is reporting what they've reported. They can't do more than that because they don't have any actual evidence to back anything up.