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best avatar ever!
He did not even start a new thread to announce it either.
They're on vimeo rather than YouTube
I don't have the article, and can't be bothered finding it, but Batistuta was saying the other day that he begged for doctors to amputate his legs.
Read that too. Fucking nuts
He wouldn't have been half the player.
BOOOOOO
Who was she the rest of the time?
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UEFA president Michel Platini has threatened to hand Franck Ribery a three-match ban if he refuses to join up with the French national team - despite the fact the Bayern Munich attacker has retired from international football.
Former France boss Platini, speaking to Bild, said of his compatriot's international future: 'It is not the decision of the players, whether they come to the national team. This is the decision of the coach.
'If there is disagreement between Lahm and [Joachim] Low, the Germany coach will no longer call on him, that's one thing. But basically it is not Lahm's decision, it's Low's.
'[With Ribery] it's a very different situation. Franck Ribery cannot simply decide whether he plays for France or not. If coach Didier Deschamps invites him, he must come to the national team.
'This is defined in the Fifa statutes. If he does not come, he is suspended for three games with Bayern Munich. I don't understand him anyway. He is French, the European Championship in 2016 will take place in France!'
haha , platini is such a cunt . so players aren't allowed to retire ? mentalist
Former France boss Platini, speaking to Bild, said of his compatriot's international future: 'It is not the decision of the players, whether they come to the national team. This is the decision of the coach.
'If there is disagreement between Lahm and [Joachim] Low, the Germany coach will no longer call on him, that's one thing. But basically it is not Lahm's decision, it's Low's.
'[With Ribery] it's a very different situation. Franck Ribery cannot simply decide whether he plays for France or not. If coach Didier Deschamps invites him, he must come to the national team.
'This is defined in the Fifa statutes. If he does not come, he is suspended for three games with Bayern Munich. I don't understand him anyway. He is French, the European Championship in 2016 will take place in France!'
haha , platini is such a cunt . so players aren't allowed to retire ? mentalist
While at the Biergarten today my daughter walked back from the play area holding my 2 year old sons hand as he said “Papa, pee pee” repeatedly. I proudly took his hand and lead him toward the toilet as my proud wife explained to our ‘friends’ how fantastically fast he has grasped toilet the whole toilet training thing. We found a cubicle, I opened his little dungarees and lifted him up so he could reach and said “now pee pee” and could see and hear as he pushed a squeezed with all his might to force out a little jet of pee, but unfortunately he simultaneously sprayed my immaculately white shorts and his dungarees with curry coloured shit. I had no choice but to wipe off as much as i could and carry my ‘naked from the waist down’ boy in front of my shit stained self back to our table where my mortified missus gathered up every thing as quick as possible so we could race through the roaring crowd. Anyway, that was about midday, he doesn’t normally pooh until after his afternoon nap, so I guess that was a ‘Random Shite’!
That's a bit of a weird coincidence, because I used to beg doctors to amputate Traore's legs.
You sir, win this thread.
Suso has outlined why he relishes the training regime implemented under Brendan Rodgers.
The Spaniard has likened the style of the manager to that of a coach back in his homeland, with emphasis during sessions at Melwood firmly on use of the ball. "I look at him and I see him as similar to a Spanish coach because all the work we do in training is with the ball," Suso told Liverpoolfc.com.
"Every time he asks us to do something it's with the ball. He wants us to play with the ball, never play a long ball and for me that's really good because that's my philosophy. When I go away with Spain it's more or less the same.'
"He has done really well since he came here. When he first came he had to change some things and improve the team, which takes a long time, but now we can see all the things he was working with in the past is working now. "It's a Spanish philosophy to play; you always want the ball, don't lose it and give it to the opposition. It's really good for me and the team."
The Spaniard has likened the style of the manager to that of a coach back in his homeland, with emphasis during sessions at Melwood firmly on use of the ball. "I look at him and I see him as similar to a Spanish coach because all the work we do in training is with the ball," Suso told Liverpoolfc.com.
"Every time he asks us to do something it's with the ball. He wants us to play with the ball, never play a long ball and for me that's really good because that's my philosophy. When I go away with Spain it's more or less the same.'
"He has done really well since he came here. When he first came he had to change some things and improve the team, which takes a long time, but now we can see all the things he was working with in the past is working now. "It's a Spanish philosophy to play; you always want the ball, don't lose it and give it to the opposition. It's really good for me and the team."
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