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Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatter · Nov 26
Very best wishes to fellow Swiss citizen Tina Turner on your birthday today. Many happy returns!


He didn't wish me a happy birthday, the feckless fecker.
Tina helps move his money around the place during her tours. She hides envelopes stuffed with cash inside that big hair of his.

Until you can match that, there's no happy birthday for you.
 
I meant "big hair of hers".

Typo, obviously. I'm no way implying that Tina is a man.
 
My bro also walks his dogs in calderstones and reckons Dan preferred his big fuck off ridgeback to this doggy, so not so terrible.
 
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Read that after the match, when the players went over to thank the fans, they (fans) sang You'll Never Walk Alone for them.
 
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