Premiership Opening Weekend Matches!

[Fabio]

Awful. Lucky cunts

 

[Raz]

And there it is.... a fucking gift!

 

[Hansern]

Had to be a goal like that didnt it. Fucking lucky jammy bastards

 

[Dreambeliever]

What a shite goal.

Comical defending.

 

[Raz]

Had to be a goal like that didnt it. Fucking lucky jammy bastards

Yep sure it'll happen again and again all season long. They have basically signed Ferguson in a different skin.

 

[superchimp]

Bailly looks good unfortunately

 

[Hansern]

He looks rash as hell. Put him under pressure and the ball can go anywhere.

 

[Gary25]

Bailly looks good unfortunately

Not so sure. He looks like he could play a blinder one week and get sent off after 5 minutes the next.

 

[Hansern]

Utd look veeeery slow going forward with Rooney, Mata and Ibrahimovic.

Jammy bastard goal aside they've struggled quite a bit.

 

[cloggypop]

Give the diving cunt a card and then a second one when he swears at the ref for the first one.

 

[Hansern]

Yet another jammy lucky goal.

 

[Gary25]

Fuck that. Game over.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Watching this is just sadism.

I'm gonna go use a cheese grater on my bellend instead.

 

[Modo]

Good goal that by Zlatan.

Ibe has been poor

 

[Raz]

Christ Bournemouth are awful.

 

[MomoWASright]

3-1 now. Good finish by smith. Not the Brad one though.

 

[willby]

Mata with a blatant dive.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Utd are gonna piss the league.

 

[MomoWASright]

Are the FA doing retrospective bans or cards for dives?

 

[doctor_mac]

Are the FA doing retrospective bans or cards for dives?

Retrospective corporal punishment I think.

 

[Frogfish]

United didn't look like shite. Can't believe they got 3 goals jammy cunts. Bournemouth pretty damn poor at the back.

I thought the game was being played in slow motion and had to check my remote control to make sure it was normal speed.

 

[willby]

Oscar dive. Nothing given. Should be a yellow.

 

[Squiggles]

It was a theatrical fall but still a decent shout for a penalty.

Chelsea clearly on top here. Hazard and Willian impressing. West Ham looking average so far but have Payet on the bench.

 

[Hansern]

45 mins of meh

 

[Red Bird]

No matter how you dress it up, this is utterly boring.

 

[binomial]

West ham look bong average without Payet.

 

[binomial]

It appears West Ham have Moreno playing RB for them today.

 

[Squiggles]

West Ham looking really bad.

 

[Hansern]

Shockingly poor refereeing. Costa should have been off there

 

[willby]

1-1 Collins