Porto vs Liverpool (A) CL last 16

[Jack D Rips]

Somebody mentioned Moreno and I'm shitting myself!

 

[darkstarexodus]

Says a lot when our captain isn't even on the promotional shite

You mean Can? Or Hendo? They've probably captained the side about the same number of matches this year.

 

[Esoteric]

I've never noticed if BT pull this sorta shit on anyone else. There's not a fecker on this planet (outside of the BT Sports graphic design dept) that will gaze upon that picture and nod approvingly.

 

[Mamma Mia]

 

[Red Bird]

A bit grumpy, what?

 

[Insignificance]

Wrong way round. Start as you mean to go on, then anything you add comes as a nice surprise.

So she still waits for that surprise I reckon... 😀

 

[Skullflower]

Let's have some score predictions

 

[Skullflower]

I think we'll score a few.

0-3

 

[Insignificance]

I think we'll score a few.

0-3

I think you are too optimistic. 1-1

 

[Halmeister]

Has this Moreno shout got credence to it? Or has it just been plucked out of the air? Our chances of winning drop significantly if he plays.

 

[Fabio]

Has this Moreno shout got credence to it? Or has it just been plucked out of the air? Our chances of winning drop significantly if he plays.

He's the difference between a 0-2 and a 2-1 to Porto for me

I will be fucking livid if klopp risks playing that spastic cunt

 

[Halmeister]

I want him bombed out of the club. Even if it's on a free or loan or whatever, I don't care. As long as he can't do his damage on the pitch.

 

[Fabio]

I want him bombed out of the club. Even if it's on a free or loan or whatever, I don't care. As long as he can't do his damage on the pitch.

At least konchesky we knew was shit and just gone done for ability. Moreno gets done by his own fucking retardation

 

[Red Astaire]

Me and the Mrs didn't do valentines day even before we were married, just a waste of time and money. Don't see the point in it. Like my wife said to me "if it takes a certain day for you to show your feelings then there's something wrong in our relationship". Plus its a fucking con...fuck that.

I happily don't go near Valentine's - Waste of fucking time for a made up day. I do however celebrate Chinese NY's with the wife (her being from that culture) It's great as it always falls around the same time. I always do some kind of culinary themed ting based on the year. I'm not sure how I'm going to approach this year though.... Year of the dog! I have a feeling it might not go down well.....

 

[jan]

1-3 to us

 

[Insignificance]

I happily don't go near Valentine's - Waste of fucking time for a made up day. I do however celebrate Chinese NY's with the wife (her being from that culture) It's great as it always falls around the same time. I always do some kind of culinary themed ting based on the year. I'm not sure how I'm going to approach this year though.... Year of the dog! I have a feeling it might not go down well.....

Then I assume last year was better.... year of the cock! Or rooster as they prefer to call it....

 

[Halmeister]

At least konchesky we knew was shit and just gone done for ability. Moreno gets done by his own fucking retardation

Exactly. He's a fucking mong. He has all the physical and technical attributes, he's just fucking braindead.

Remember the penalty he gave away against Norwich when we won 5-4? He chops Naismith down in the box and inexplicably got away with it. Instead of realising how lucky he was, he continued to chase him and hack him down at the byline. There's no hope for a player like that.

 

[Insignificance]

Exactly. He's a fucking mong. He has all the physical and technical attributes, he's just fucking braindead.

Remember the penalty he gave away against Norwich when we won 5-4? He chops Naismith down in the box and inexplicably got away with it. Instead of realising how lucky he was, he continued to chase him and hack him down at the byline. There's no hope for a player like that.

Nah. With Suarez in your side you can do whatever you want against Norwich.... why not have a little fun!

 

[Halmeister]

Nah. With Suarez in your side you can do whatever you want against Norwich.... why not have a little fun!

Ha well Suarez had left at that point, though I doubt the thick cunt had even realised he had gone.

 

[Hansern]

Sorry if quiffing, but rumoured team is:

Karius
Gomez Lovren VVD Robertson
Milner Hendo Oxlade
Salah Firmino Mane

 

[manwithnoname]

Sorry if quiffing, but rumoured team is:

Karius
Gomez Lovren VVD Robertson
Milner Hendo Oxlade
Salah Firmino Mane

That seems reasonable. Although it's not like we're overstuffed with different options.

 

[Insignificance]

Sorry if quiffing, but rumoured team is:

Karius
Gomez Lovren VVD Robertson
Milner Hendo Oxlade
Salah Firmino Mane

Probably the best we have assuming Lallana not got 90 mins in him and is quite provoked by young hard working opponents he doesn't know the name of.

 

[Halmeister]

Is Can suspended?

 

[Silver Sean]

Exactly. He's a fucking mong. He has all the physical and technical attributes, he's just fucking braindead.

Remember the penalty he gave away against Norwich when we won 5-4? He chops Naismith down in the box and inexplicably got away with it. Instead of realising how lucky he was, he continued to chase him and hack him down at the byline. There's no hope for a player like that.

The goals we conceded against WBA in the cup was the final straw for me. I have watched them many times and still have no fucking idea what he was doing. Utterly shit at defending. He has NO tactical awareness, reading of the game or will to actually defend.

 

[Silver Sean]

Is Can suspended?

Yes. Stayed at home to spend more time with his Dapper Dan.

 

[Judge Jules]

I happily don't go near Valentine's - Waste of fucking time for a made up day. I do however celebrate Chinese NY's with the wife (her being from that culture) It's great as it always falls around the same time. I always do some kind of culinary themed ting based on the year. I'm not sure how I'm going to approach this year though.... Year of the dog! I have a feeling it might not go down well.....

I've joined a reggae band to play the triangle. I just stand at the back an' ting.

On the culinary theme, some kind of really posh homemade hot dog maybe?

 

[Rosco]

So long as we only have one of Lovren / Moreno in the team i think we will win

 

[manwithnoname]

I've joined a reggae band. I just stand at the back an' ting.

On the culinary theme, some kind of really posh homemade hot dog maybe?

How would that work? It's either a hotdog, or it's a sausage, or it's a cylindrically-shaped piece of meat.

 

[Frogfish]

Yes. Stayed at home to spend more time with his Dapper Dan.

Actually no he's out there with them - 25 man squad going for a few days hols after this.

 

[Frogfish]

if that's the team it's a pity Lallana doesn't start. I think I'd have started him and then subbed him off when he tired.