Which cunt put this on Valentines day......
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Which cunt put Valentine's day on the same day as the game?
Is your love for Pool a bit difficult at the moment? Relax, not more than a good away win in Portugal will cure that on valentines day....
And he played brilliantly, helping us progress to the next round.
Expect a lot of dives and a stop start game. Hope out players are ready for this kind of dirty tactics.
If only.... the Mrs is like a dog on heat as trying for a sprog.... it was my 1 night away..... argh
If she's trying for a sprog you're laughing. She needs to keep you onside or otherwise its the turkey baster. Tell her nothing gets the sperm counts up like an exciting game of footy.
It's the best lie since the one that sperm is very good for the skin if ingested. That apparently has worked in the past for at least one forumite.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2390226-why-football-is-one-of-lifes-most-powerful-aphrodisiacs
That's worse... But if she is trying for 'a' sprog and not necessarily 'your' sprog I am sure something can be arranged for both of you to be happy....
Of course, who hasn't used that line before. Reminds me of back in the days when i convinced a woman that i couldn't do her pussy for religious beliefs so i could only do her up the bum.....she let me as well.
first wife card this year then I hope we're done with this shite, waste of money
@moron Are you listening ?
I was awoken at 3am to my wife vomiting and pissing out her arse simultaneously, and thanks to childbirth it didn't even register. I helped her clean up her filth put her on a couch and put the Olympics on, vpned into bbciplayer since nbc is unwatchable. Did the morning feed, made her some oatmeal. That's love, down in the trenches. Happy Valentines day.
A bouquet of flowers is all it takes to keep them happy .... do it and it'll pay dividends in both the long and short term 🙂
P.S. We do Valentine Day's dinner on either the 15th or 16th (some restaurants are getting wise to this tactic and stretching it out another day) when prices are now 1/3 of those on the 14th. We don't then have to sit in a room full of other couples all over each other (when you're my age you can't compete with the level of romance / dedication that's on show) !
This is what pisses me off though. A bouquet that would have cost 30 quid at the weekend will be near 100. All the restaurants doing shit set meals for more than double any other day, when you've got more choice and you haven't been forced out when the footy is on. It's for fucking nobheads. All of it.
Me and the Mrs didn't do valentines day even before we were married, just a waste of time and money. Don't see the point in it. Like my wife said to me "if it takes a certain day for you to show your feelings then there's something wrong in our relationship". Plus its a fucking con...fuck that.
I get Bex flowers every few weeks anyway (not expensive ones like), so it means I'm rarely in the doghouse. Thank fuck.
For the bouquet I always go to the wholesale market, 1/3 cost of retail outlets. And as I said re. restaurants, never on the 14th, maybe go 2 days earlier - the missus should appreciate the savings and also have all her Instagram pics ready to post come the big day 😉
Huh? Milner played in that role in our last few important games, like Spurs.
It was Glen who pretended to be a member of the bum religion.What religion did she belong to?
I'm bringing mine to a dive sports bar in Mexico to watch the match. She's taking it well so far. Bribing her with ribs and beer.
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