Oxlade-Chamberlain?
- Thread starter Ossi
- Start date
- Latest activity Latest activity:
- Status
Not sure. Keita played in this position against Bayern the other day, he did score and assist the winning goal, but I still don't see him at #10 here.
Me neither, but it ties in with the strong runs from deep
I like his willingness to run with the ball and take players on - it is something our midfield has missed. However, this is what Naby will bring to the team next season and whether that means Klopp would be open to having both Ox and Naby in a CM trio is another question. I would have him starting as the most attacking of that midfield 3 all day long as it stands, with 2 of Can, Hendo & Gini behind him.
It's seriously called a McDonalds cut?
I suppose it makes sense, cos you'd expect lads in Maccies to have it, but it's a bit on the nose for Millenials.
Has there ever been a more shite cohort than the fucking millenials.
They make X look like a a fucking dystopian nightmare. And we can kick back with the best of them.
Fucking millenials. Entitled little whiney bitches.
Shittest generation EVER.
Bound to happen. My kids complain abuot walking the fucking shops FFS, asking to use the car when it's a sunny day.
I used to walk to fucking town & back with my mum every weekend, walking back uphill with shopping bags.
Almost everything they've ever experienced is instant, want a song, listen to instantly, film or tv show, the same, complain it takes two hours to download a game, when we had to wait til Saturday so we could go to the shops & buy it, IF, we'd saved up enough cash, a toy/game breaks, buy a new one, they're cheap as fuck cos they're all made in China for pennies, whereas we'd have to fix the fucking thing.
It's a cunt of a generation, but it's hardly their fault, cos they've never had to learn the value of either time or goods, & all the while they're growing up in the knowledge that they'll always be shafted by the previous generations, whereas we have only just started to realise how much those cunts fucked us over to keep their generation solvent.
The majority are definitely self-obsessed, entitled little cunts, but, sadly, I understand exactly why.
This generation has it harder, statistically than the previous few, stretching back to the boomers, on virtually every metric available. More debt, worse jobs, worse pay, etc.
The entitled snowflake descriptor they've been stuck with is just the previous generation saying "these kids nowadays." The same was said about the generation preceding them, in different terms, as you seem to refer to.
Society at large though? Politics? Public discourse? Social media/smart phone addiction? Popularity of opiates and psychiatric medication? Yep, shit. Meanwhile a lot of them are perversely altruistic. It would be admirable if it weren't predictably annoying.
The entitled snowflake descriptor they've been stuck with is just the previous generation saying "these kids nowadays." The same was said about the generation preceding them, in different terms, as you seem to refer to.
Society at large though? Politics? Public discourse? Social media/smart phone addiction? Popularity of opiates and psychiatric medication? Yep, shit. Meanwhile a lot of them are perversely altruistic. It would be admirable if it weren't predictably annoying.
Shopping bags, you flash cunt. I'd get woken at 4am have half a bowl of cold poison then hike the 7 miles into town to find some cardboard to make some new shoes out of so my feet don't hurt too bad on the walk back.
I'd expect a fucking millenial to say that.
I'm barely a millenial. I think a huge phase shift was those who spent their adolescence with a phone, and those who didn't. Plus there is no day to day record of that time, which is good, because my brain has willfully forgotten the near-constant humiliation.
You're a working class millenial.
You don't sit around in fucking coffee shops all day talking about taking a gap year to really find out what life is about maaaan and then taking photographs on a £2000 camera that you edit on your MacBook and show all of your friends just how real you lived. You don't Instagram your food and tweet companies about your thoughts on why they aren't good companies.
Millennial thing is bullshit to me. I feel out of that loop!
There's always been them cunts though. Substitute MacBook and Photoshop for some cunt who had his own dark room. Now they've got a platform to inflict on everyone.
Bellends have always existed, they've just changed form
It's my strongest suit
Fuck you. My generation was all about being sick outside a shit music venue and fingering in toilets.
My generations gap year was working in a record shop
I think it's actually called a "Meet me at McDonalds haircut".
Oooh we used to dream about cardboard shoes. Would've been like gilded wingtips to us.
I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'
But you know, we were happy back in those days. Because we were poor.
I could not like this any more!
Yeah but thats because 99% of all humans are utter cunts.
Exactly
Nowadays though those bellends are vocal and are on twitter/celeb TV/24 hour news cycles.
If anything your generations bellends gave this generations bellends a platform
Erm we had to pick up from the baby boomers. Fucking shoulder pads and cold wars.
Blame the fuckers before us not us. Our generation gave the world Hip Hop, Nirvana, Tarantino, Brett Easton Ellis, Trainspotting!!!!
Hahaha AS IF I'm cleaning up those chips I just dropped down the side.
- Status