Owen the bookmakers

[gkmacca]

Poor Michael, apparently he's had his credit line withdrawn by some bookmakers because of his losses. But on the positive side, it does mean that he has to earn a bit of cash by doing fabulous crap like this:



I reckon if Woland watches this whilst he's on his usual cocktail of hallucinogenics it could actually make him float.

 

[peekay]

Excerpt from Newcastle Utd Physio's (who was there for 20+ years, I believe) book. I think the Fulham game was the penultimate game of the season in which Newcastle was fighting for survival in the league.

 

[gkmacca]

"What if I rip my groin on Saturday?' I often think that.

 

[737Max]

What a thundercunt. He's also doing some God awful cringe worthy radio adverts for some ambulance chasing law firm.

 

[peekay]

I really want to hate him. I think he is perfect embodiment of the modern day footballer - no loyalty, always thinking of his career above everything, no connection, soulless etc. But then I think of the FA cup final and become emotional again. Until May 2005, that was my greatest footballing moment.

 

[gkmacca]

I could watch that golf ball moment time and time again. Pure comedy gold, his attempt to turn to the camera and deliver a line.

 

[Buddha]

And to think there's a BoringJamesMilner twitter account

 

[Oliver Twist]

He left us 12 years ago. Move on .

 

[gkmacca]

He left us 12 years ago. Move on .

I think we have, mate (although he re-joined us a year or so ago as our international ambassador), but we don't live in a bubble. There's news, society, lots of people, weird things, trivial things, funny things, we can still notice stuff.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Excerpt from Newcastle Utd Physio's (who was there for 20+ years, I believe) book. I think the Fulham game was the penultimate game of the season in which Newcastle was fighting for survival in the league.

That is the worst of the fucking worst. No intention to try help the club who paid him a fortune while he was injured for the years. Dickhead.

 

[gkmacca]

That is the worst of the fucking worst. No intention to try help the club who paid him a fortune while he was injured for the years. Dickhead.

To be fair to him, he'd been told he wouldn't get another contract with them, so he was probably right to think he might as well protect himself rather than get crocked in a crap team that already looked doomed.

 

[Oncy]

Poor Michael, apparently he's had his credit line withdrawn by some bookmakers because of his losses. But on the positive side, it does mean that he has to earn a bit of cash by doing fabulous crap like this:



I reckon if Woland watches this whilst he's on his usual cocktail of hallucinogenics it could actually make him float.

Hahahahaha. You can see his fucking eyes reading the autocue the fucking bobble headed twat

 

[Dreambeliever]

No problem whatever with his reason but fuck me don't come out and say that. Just don't play

 

[jan]

And I thought that brochure was his lowest point

 

[juniormember]

Poor Michael, apparently he's had his credit line withdrawn by some bookmakers because of his losses. But on the positive side, it does mean that he has to earn a bit of cash by doing fabulous crap like this:



I reckon if Woland watches this whilst he's on his usual cocktail of hallucinogenics it could actually make him float.

That’s the worst thing I’ve watched this decade.

 

[Woland]

I reckon he's an android. In interviews he said he hates films and never reads any fiction. What kind of human is that?

 

[gkmacca]

I reckon he's an android. In interviews he said he hates films and never reads any fiction. What kind of human is that?

Either a movie producer or a publisher.

 

[HC]

No problem whatever with his reason but fuck me don't come out and say that. Just don't play

er...

 

[doctor_mac]

Hahahahaha. You can see his fucking eyes reading the autocue the fucking bobble headed twat

Of course he's using an autocue. It isn't easy piloting a state of the art helicopter with afterburners on it and delivering lines simultaneously.

 

[Glen C]

No problem whatever with his reason but fuck me don't come out and say that. Just don't play

No problem with it? They were still paying his wages at the time. As long as you're getting paid then you do your job. Wasn't like he was there for free THEN i would understand.

 

[gkmacca]

Here's another absolute belter from The Owenator:



I love the emphasis on 'I always celebrate MY wins'. As if he celebrates other people's wins with watered-down Laphroaig.

 

[SummerOnions]

I reckon he's an android. In interviews he said he hates films and never reads any fiction. What kind of human is that?

One who kills rabbits?

 

[manwithnoname]

One who kills rabbits?

What's wrong with killing rabbits?

 

[doctor_mac]

Here's another absolute belter from The Owenator:



I love the emphasis on 'I always celebrate MY wins'. As if he celebrates other people's wins with watered-down Laphroaig.

It's the incongruousness of the phrase 'spirit of the warrior' delivered in the soulless, passionless, characterless voice that makes it for me.

 

[Oncy]

What the fuck is SPEY whiskey?!

 

[Red Astaire]

Here's another absolute belter from The Owenator:



I love the emphasis on 'I always celebrate MY wins'. As if he celebrates other people's wins with watered-down Laphroaig.

Sweet Jesus! That just made me cough up my protein shake! HAHAHA!

 

[Skullflower]

Someone surely has to do a surreptitiously comedic documentary with Owen about his life.

 

[HC]

He was literally my childhood footballing hero.

Now I just cringe when I see/hear him on BT Sport eulogusing United, to be fair I do likewise when Gerrard,a coach at the club critiques the team / talks about tactics etc whilst on BT Sport.

Can someone please post Owens 30 page fucking brochure on why clubs should sign him from 2008 or whenever it was.

 

[HC]

Here's another absolute belter from The Owenator:



I love the emphasis on 'I always celebrate MY wins'. As if he celebrates other people's wins with watered-down Laphroaig.

Thats absolutely fucking amazing.

 

[Skullflower]

It would be so easy to get him to do whatever you wanted.

'we need footage of you meditating on top of a mountain to symbolise the inner calm you felt before scoring a goal'