Our Preseason Guide

[Dirkus_Circus]

Poor preparation Stevie, should have brought along a selfie stick.

 

[StevieM]

Our centre backs are serial killers... I'm sure of it

 

[ILD]

STEVIE, COP THE FUCK ON AND GET THE PIC WE ALL WANT.

WE WANT SOME CAN ACTION.

 

[StevieM]

STEVIE, COP THE FUCK ON AND GET THE PIC WE ALL WANT.

WE WANT SOME CAN ACTION.

He's not here [emoji22]

 

[StevieM]

.... but here's Mingy instead

 

[Mystic]

It could have been worse. You could have been Graham'd.

I even called Cloggy to do it, but nothing 🙁

 

[ILD]

He's not here [emoji22]

Okay, new request.

Can I have a picture of Dejan Lovren holding a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat?

If you get a pic with Lovren we can see his shit eating grim.

 

[Piedro]

Did you take all of these with a Selfie Stick?

Please tell me no Stevie.

 

[StevieM]

I don't have a selfie stick - fuck that [emoji3]

 

[StevieM]

Okay, new request.

Can I have a picture of Dejan Lovren holding a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat?

If you get a pic with Lovren we can see his shit eating grim.

Actually...... he was nowhere to be seen.

 

[Piedro]

Actually...... he was nowhere to be seen.

Just like last season

 

[StevieM]

So here's......

 

[StevieM]

Who else do you want me to do?

 

[Best Believe It]

See if you can get a pic of yourself on Robbie's shoulders.

 

[ILD]

Who else do you want me to do?

Look at Stevie pretending he's getting 'US' the photos. These are definitely going into a scrap book the minute he gets back to the pub.

 

[ILD]

P.S. Why don't you get a shirt signed by them all and frame it for the pub or raffle it for charity?

 

[StevieM]

P.S. Why don't you get a shirt signed by them all and frame it for the pub or raffle it for charity?

I did.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

 

[Mystic]

I love Sakho.

 

[cloggypop]

I even called Cloggy to do it, but nothing 🙁

No requests.

 

[MaBigTip]

Clyne, Sakho, Henderson, Milner, Ings, Lucas, Lallana, Skrtel, Ibe & what I presume is Original in one group.

So the first teamers then...

Back to Rodgers' 3-4-3 it is.

 

[Oncy]

Creepy Lucas

Iiiiilikeiiiiit.

 

[Oncy]

Our new strike force.....

How fucking dwarfy and christmas elfy does he look?
(Ings)
Someone stick a elf hat on him photoshop style stat.
Leave the ears out.

 

[Ryan]

Stevie - I'm on my way up to Brisbane now so you'll be able to get a photo of me to add to your collection of snaps with great footballers.

 

[StevieM]

Excellent.

I'm just at the cinema to watch Antman.

It's like all my Christmases at once.

A nice glass of red and I'll probably spontaneously combust.

 

[StevieM]

How fucking dwarfy and christmas elfy does he look?
(Ings)
Someone stick a elf hat on him photoshop style stat.
Leave the ears out.

Speaking of elvin hobbit types....

 

[Dreambeliever]

Stevie they are brilliant!!

Love the Sahko gif that's hilarious!!

 

[doctor_mac]

It could have been worse. You could have been Graham'd.

He hasn't been Graham'd?

 

[doctor_mac]

Just for you Ryan.

Allen's new beard is ace.