Cue the DVD joke..
Other matches 4th and 5th November
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Cue the DVD joke..
Indeed. Their keeper Gazzinga or something was all over the place. He has the decision making of Ming, but somehow managed to make 2-3 close range saves to deny Palace. Son then scores a peach of a goal when they are under the cosh.
Cunts.
Talking about annoying commentators.... Martyn Tyler.... I want to post him his children in installments...
As soon as we went 2 nil up yesterday on 4 occasions he mentions that the Hammers had come back from 2 nil down against Spurs and won...
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING TWAT
You can tell from Tyler's jubilation when Manchester United score, that he is a massive Manc-supporting twat. By the same coin, he gets in sneaky disparaging remarks about us when he is commentating on a Liverpool match.
I think it's a style that commentators use nowadays, say the things which will wind up your viewers, as though their watching of the footy is not enough.
I've always thought he was a fucking Manc but apparently, he is a fan of some small lower league club. Out here in the Vietnamese satellite channel, it's always him and Jim Beglin doing the commentary, I like Beglin I cannot fucking stand Tyler.
Although he was a prime-time Evertonian at least Andy Gray acknowledged good players when he saw them and was himself a former player, Tyler is just a persistent wind-up merchant.
I think there is a market for their to have no commentary on games instead of listening to the shite that comes out of their mouths.
Just have the crowd noise.
Just have the crowd noise.
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I used to love it when you could occasionally grab an unencrypted Sat feed of the 3pm match & watch it sans commentators, & a few of the European sat feeds very occasionally have it as an audio option, but not very often sadly.
It does piss me off that it's not an option, it'd be the easiest thing in the world to implement cos it's the original feed which is rebroadcast for other networks to sync their audio over.
Commentators used to fulfill a valuable job, they would explain the formation & shape of the team as it changed through the game, which isn't always easy to see on TV, & fill you in on what's happening off the ball as you obviously don't see it. Now they just waffle on about shite, repeat the nonsense spouted in the press, try to glamorise the most shitty stuff "Oh he does love his scarves this manager, every game this season he's worn a different one" & repeatedly get the most basic stuff wrong. Our fans didnt like Gray but at least he always went to great lengths to explain in game the formation changes & tactics employed by managers for the viewer.
I'm pretty sure sky & bt are perfectly happy dumbing down the game for dickheads, but we should have an option to switch on real commentators or switch them off.
The BBC had a few games where you could choose 5 live audio instead of the usual feed. However, Murphy and Phil Neville meant that option was just as bad.
The regurgitated stats can be infuriating. Shite like Bournemouth haven’t won away at Arsenal for 67 years when they’ve only played 4 times in that period.
The regurgitated stats can be infuriating. Shite like Bournemouth haven’t won away at Arsenal for 67 years when they’ve only played 4 times in that period.
They got the biggest dick heads going to do that.
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