Morning everyone. Please take your seats.
I shall begin.
Alisson - 9 - Hard to undersell the impact of the ‘Big yellow wall’. I know 9 is a high score for a keeper who has inarguably cost us 2 goals out of the 3 (or whatever) we have conceeded so far this season, but its all the ones we havnt conceeded. Its the first time in a decade I dont assume we are going to conceede every game. Unflappable in 1 on 1s and brilliant in starting the play. Love this fucking guy.
Robertson - 8 - Another brilliant season so far from the tireless pasty skinned jock. I genuinely think his distribution and crossing has been lacking compared to last season but hes still banged in a few assists. What a great player.
Virgil - 10 - Flawless half a season. What more could he have done. Cannot fault his work at all.
Trent - 7 - In and out of the side reflecting his in and out form, but all in all a strong effort from our first choice RB
Lovren - 7 - Hes a cocksure wanker, but his numbers have been excellent. Is he Virgil? No, but he compliments the big man quite well.
Gomez - 9 - Cant think of a game hes put a foot wrong. What a partnership this looks with Virgil. Could be 5 years of dominance.
Milner - 9 - Maybe only a 7 or 8 every game but a 9 for the sum of his parts. Long may Mr 500 continue
Henderson - 6 - Frustrating at times then he goes and bangs in a 9 performance. It feels as though, the quality of our side is about to leave him behind, but I cant say hes been anything less than a model professional.
Fabinho - 6 - Been a 7 the last 5 weeks but a 5 before then. Looking a cracking signing right now to be fair.
Wijnaldum - 8 - Much more hit than miss this year and kept us going at the start of the season when we looked disjointed. Doesnt grab the headlines and others have now gone past him in performances but on the whole a strong effort.
Keita - 5 - Bang average showing so far bar one or two BRILLIANT performances. Clearly there is a player in there, but mentally he seems a bit fragile and is like that guy who feigns a Hammy to get off the pitch when your subs havnt turned up and things dont look good. I think we will start to see the real Naby next year.
Shaqiri - 8 - Some stunning cameos and important goals, hes learning the Klopp way very nicely. Never going to be a first team starter week in week out but what a squaddy to have.
Lallana - 5 - Pretty pointless so far. And like Hendo, as our squad improves he will be the next to fall by the wayside
Salah - 7 - As hes hit his stride this side of winter hes become a straight 9 but he was fucking annoying early season. He was greedy and average in a lot of games. Great to have Mo back.
Mane - 8 Infuriatingly some weeks but mostly has been the pick of our attackers
Bobby - 7 - Maybe this is one point too many given the goal and assist return, but he isnt playing up top most weeks now, so his numbers were bound to drop. His workrate hasnt however. Love Bobby. But he needs to start scoring again if he doesnt want to end the season a 6
Sturridge - 6
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Matip - 7
Jurgen - 8 - was winding me up early season. But what the fuck do I know.
I shall begin.
Alisson - 9 - Hard to undersell the impact of the ‘Big yellow wall’. I know 9 is a high score for a keeper who has inarguably cost us 2 goals out of the 3 (or whatever) we have conceeded so far this season, but its all the ones we havnt conceeded. Its the first time in a decade I dont assume we are going to conceede every game. Unflappable in 1 on 1s and brilliant in starting the play. Love this fucking guy.
Robertson - 8 - Another brilliant season so far from the tireless pasty skinned jock. I genuinely think his distribution and crossing has been lacking compared to last season but hes still banged in a few assists. What a great player.
Virgil - 10 - Flawless half a season. What more could he have done. Cannot fault his work at all.
Trent - 7 - In and out of the side reflecting his in and out form, but all in all a strong effort from our first choice RB
Lovren - 7 - Hes a cocksure wanker, but his numbers have been excellent. Is he Virgil? No, but he compliments the big man quite well.
Gomez - 9 - Cant think of a game hes put a foot wrong. What a partnership this looks with Virgil. Could be 5 years of dominance.
Milner - 9 - Maybe only a 7 or 8 every game but a 9 for the sum of his parts. Long may Mr 500 continue
Henderson - 6 - Frustrating at times then he goes and bangs in a 9 performance. It feels as though, the quality of our side is about to leave him behind, but I cant say hes been anything less than a model professional.
Fabinho - 6 - Been a 7 the last 5 weeks but a 5 before then. Looking a cracking signing right now to be fair.
Wijnaldum - 8 - Much more hit than miss this year and kept us going at the start of the season when we looked disjointed. Doesnt grab the headlines and others have now gone past him in performances but on the whole a strong effort.
Keita - 5 - Bang average showing so far bar one or two BRILLIANT performances. Clearly there is a player in there, but mentally he seems a bit fragile and is like that guy who feigns a Hammy to get off the pitch when your subs havnt turned up and things dont look good. I think we will start to see the real Naby next year.
Shaqiri - 8 - Some stunning cameos and important goals, hes learning the Klopp way very nicely. Never going to be a first team starter week in week out but what a squaddy to have.
Lallana - 5 - Pretty pointless so far. And like Hendo, as our squad improves he will be the next to fall by the wayside
Salah - 7 - As hes hit his stride this side of winter hes become a straight 9 but he was fucking annoying early season. He was greedy and average in a lot of games. Great to have Mo back.
Mane - 8 Infuriatingly some weeks but mostly has been the pick of our attackers
Bobby - 7 - Maybe this is one point too many given the goal and assist return, but he isnt playing up top most weeks now, so his numbers were bound to drop. His workrate hasnt however. Love Bobby. But he needs to start scoring again if he doesnt want to end the season a 6
Sturridge - 6
Clyne na
Origi na
Moreno na
Matip - 7
Jurgen - 8 - was winding me up early season. But what the fuck do I know.
