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Oh Maureen, you are awful.

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I doubt she wants anything more than to highlight his arrogance in public and to deliver a 'don't mess with me' message.
 
All of the pressure on Mourinho is self inflicted IMO. He dropped a real clanger with the physio and instead of apologizing allowed her to lose her job and revealed himself to be a nasty piece of work. Who knows maybe the players have picked up on his nastiness, he certainly engaged in throwing a few of them under the bus in the first month of the season. The article saying that a BBC reporter claims one senior player would rather lose for him than win and so many of his best 11 playing like shit... It's dubious stuff...

Hazard yesterday was a fucking ghost of himself, he was also the player Carneiro was called on for... Who knows... Maybe a few of the players actually have some scruples.... In general players reflect what the manager wants and right now Chelsea are a pretty fucking nasty bunch

The paranoia will officialdom is only warranted to a certain degree IMO, it certainly true that they are not getting the run of it at the minute but if you set your team up to dive and engage in niggly tackles and surround every decision then of course you don't get the rub. Then to compound that with arrogant pronouncements and petulant behavior in the press room... You are gonna get fucked over....

Remember what caused all the hullabaloo with Suarez pre Evra? A couple of blatant pens not given, one against stoke if I remember rightly, and Suarez lost his cool and started simulating some, Fergy stuck his oar in and voila, the league had a pantomime villain. We couldn't buy a penalty one season and yet the perception was that it was our fault for tolerating antics/cheating.

Costa is a dirty cunt, everyone can see that, and refs can too. Mourinho should instruct his players to stop hassling refs and he should calmly point out decisions that go against his team without impugning the impartiality of the refs, he should publicly apologize to that physio, with an enormous slice of humble pie and stop blaming everyone else but himself....

While he's at it if he really wants to give decency a go he should stop whining about Wenger and the opposition generally and reel his fucking neck in a bit... It may just work for him.
 
The paranoia is totally unwarranted. There is no vendetta against Chelsea. It's not even worth discussion apart from considering the mental health of their manager.
 
"What I'd like to understand is why some people can be so excited and happy with the perspective of somebody losing his job," he told a press conference.

"If you tell me your newspaper is going to sack 20 people, first of all I will be worried for you. I promise you. You have a good relationship here.

"And, secondly, I would be very disappointed even if I don't know the other 20 guys who are going to be sacked. But this [management] is the only job where people get excited at that. It's sad."

"It's strange. I don't belong to this world. I'm too emotional. I hate people losing jobs. Not in football, but in everything.”



Yup. I am sure Eva, Anders Frisk, and members of the South Central Ambulance Service agree with you!!!!
 
Mourinho should instruct his players to stop hassling refs and he should calmly point out decisions that go against his team without impugning the impartiality of the refs, he should publicly apologize to that physio, with an enormous slice of humble pie and stop blaming everyone else but himself....

While he's at it if he really wants to give decency a go he should stop whining about Wenger and the opposition generally and reel his fucking neck in a bit... It may just work for him.
A lot of good logic in this post. But I think you probably understand that these final suggestions are not something that he's capable of. I wonder whether he even has had such a thought in his own mind as "probably should have handled the situation with Eva Carneiro a little better". It may be a mentality that has served him well, but at the moment its the cause of most of his problems.
 
An emotional fuckwit more like. I've always thought that this would be the undoing of him, the fact he seems incapable of being at a club for more than a couple of seasons before unsettling the whole thing. You could see when he came back to Chelsea, his first instinct was to disassemble their attack and bring in defensive players and fighters, but you had to wonder whether letting a few players go would bite him in the longrun. Would they have been worse off with say, Mata instead of Pedro?
 
"What I'd like to understand is why some people can be so excited and happy with the perspective of somebody losing his job," he told a press conference.

"If you tell me your newspaper is going to sack 20 people, first of all I will be worried for you. I promise you. You have a good relationship here.

"And, secondly, I would be very disappointed even if I don't know the other 20 guys who are going to be sacked. But this [management] is the only job where people get excited at that. It's sad."

"It's strange. I don't belong to this world. I'm too emotional. I hate people losing jobs. Not in football, but in everything.”



Yup. I am sure Eva, Anders Frisk, and members of the South Central Ambulance Service agree with you!!!!

I kind of agree with his point.

But I don't sympathise with him cause he's a cunt.
 
Yes, it pains me to say so but he was quite good - didn't waste his words, focused on a few key issues and was clear in his analysis. It was no surprise he viewed Moreno's credentials as a defender with a high degree of scepticism.
I agree - I just can't stand people that can't pronounce the phonetic 'Th'. Instead swapping it for a lazy 'F' phonic. Tim Sherwood is another one. When I lived in London I'd occasionally come across such moronic pronunciation and it used to drive me crazy.

It's 'Think' not 'Fink'
It's 'Thought' not 'Fawt'

If you can get over the dimwitted sounding delivery of his analysis then yeah he did speak a lot of sense.
 
From some supposed Chelsea hack (Dan Levene):

I hear he could have gone on Sunday – but, like previous sackings, Chelsea are choosing their moment. They want an opportunity that minimises the damage caused to the club. That means balancing the risk that a Mourinho side increasingly riven with divisions continues to lose games, with a moment to give his replacement the longest possible run-up at a debut match.
Sense says, discounting a complete disaster against Dynamo Kiev on Wednesday, that the axe will fall after Stoke on Saturday evening.
No ’emergency press conferences’ (as some social media trolls have alluded to), just a simple statement put out via the official club website thanking him for his efforts, but talking about the ‘regrettable’ nature of recent results.
Lunchtime on Sunday, given previous conduct.’
 
He's not going to be in the stadium? How will he know the score?? I guess, like his poor deprived wife, he'll have to wait for a phone call in the 89th minute.
 
Why isn't anyone blaming Brendan?! He was at the training ground Thursday....if Mourinho's blaming the FA, referees association, UFOs, Church for Scientology, etc, etc, then why isn't he lobbing Rodgers under the bus?

In all seriousness, I know premiership clubs have visiting coaches to observe sessions all the time, but surely having BR at Chobham on Thursday is incredibly bad timing (and I assume what the Belfast Guardian or whatever picked up on to run their story on him taking over as interim manager) but given Mourinho's precarious situation and the fact Chelsea were about to play Liverpool, surely having Brodge anywhere near them was poor form by someone...

EDITED TO ADD: this may be my own tabloid-y take on the situation, with Brendan leaving Cobham simply coinciding with the Chelsea training schedule....it's entirely possible that his Aunty lives there and the timing was coincidental.
 
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Mourinho gave him his start there as a coach. My betting is it was a kind of "Come down and chill for a bit, Brendan - oh, and if you have any tips about Liverpool's players that wouldn't come amiss, nudge nudge wink wink" from Mourinho. I'd be surprised if he thought Brendan would get the call to come in as caretaker in the event of his sacking.
 
You'd think so, wouldn't you, but Mourinho is sufficiently self-absorbed to sail straight past such considerations, whether consciously or otherwise.
 
What a blithering idiot. Such a lack of self-awareness.


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Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says his stadium ban changes everything and compared his banishment from Stoke's Britannia Stadium with being prevented from entering a cinema to watch a film.

Mourinho must stay away from the Britannia Stadium following his half-time dismissal at West Ham last month.

The Blues boss "admitted a Football Association charge of misconduct regarding his language and/or behaviour towards the match officials in or around the dressing room area" at Upton Park and was [URL='http://www.espnfc.us/chelsea/story/2701242/chelseas-jose-mourinho-wont-fight-stadium-ban']fined £40,000 alongside the stadium ban
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The FA released its reasons on Friday, with referee Jonathan Moss saying Mourinho called him "f------ weak."

"My punishment, the dimension of my punishment, the stadium ban that stays suspended, obviously affects everything," said Mourinho, who on Thursday lost a separate appeal against a suspended one-match stadium ban.

"My answers [to the media], obviously, are going to be different. The way I participate with the game, obviously, is going to be different.

"I had a game a few days ago where I stood for 90 minutes on my side. The other manager [Liverpool's Jurgen Klopp] was jumping like Michael Jordan and nothing happened.

"So, I know that for me everything is different. It's changed a lot.

"I think the message that the power [the FA] want to give me, the message is more than clear."

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Jose Mourinho will have to watch his Chelsea side from afar as he won't be present for Saturday's game at Stoke.
Mourinho is frustrated he is barred from doing his job as he says he is uncertain how he will follow the game, although it is inconceivable he will not watch the televised contest.

"Maybe I watch a movie. I don't know," he said. "For me, it's very similar to going to a cinema and somebody tells me 'you are not allowed to come in.'

"Or I go to a shop to buy a pair of shoes and somebody tells me 'you cannot come into the shop to buy a pair of shoes.'

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"So tomorrow I want to go to a football match, Stoke against Chelsea, and if I try to do that somebody will stop me.

"I want to go to Stoke-Chelsea with my son and, at the door of the stadium, somebody says: 'You kid, you can come in. You father, you go home.' That's the basic picture.

"On top of it, I am going to that stadium to work, and people say 'you cannot come here to do your work.'

"Even if I buy a ticket people will stop me coming in. There is no chance."
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You'd think the FA would have a bigger issue with a giant cunt screaming murder, corruption, agenda and abuse in the media then someone jumping up and down after a goal.
But what do we know, Jose is obviously the victim here.........
 
What a blithering idiot. Such a lack of self-awareness.


http://www.espnfc.us/chelsea/story/2701831/jose-mourinho--stadium-ban-changes-everything-about-managing

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Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says his stadium ban changes everything and compared his banishment from Stoke's Britannia Stadium with being prevented from entering a cinema to watch a film.

Mourinho must stay away from the Britannia Stadium following his half-time dismissal at West Ham last month.

The Blues boss "admitted a Football Association charge of misconduct regarding his language and/or behaviour towards the match officials in or around the dressing room area" at Upton Park and was [/article]
[article]fined £40,000 alongside the stadium ban.

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11:30 CT

Game Details
Home: 14/5Draw: 5/2Away: 11/10
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The FA released its reasons on Friday, with referee Jonathan Moss saying Mourinho called him "f------ weak."

"My punishment, the dimension of my punishment, the stadium ban that stays suspended, obviously affects everything," said Mourinho, who on Thursday lost a separate appeal against a suspended one-match stadium ban.

"My answers [to the media], obviously, are going to be different. The way I participate with the game, obviously, is going to be different.

"I had a game a few days ago where I stood for 90 minutes on my side. The other manager [Liverpool's Jurgen Klopp] was jumping like Michael Jordan and nothing happened.

"So, I know that for me everything is different. It's changed a lot.

"I think the message that the power [the FA] want to give me, the message is more than clear."


Jose Mourinho will have to watch his Chelsea side from afar as he won't be present for Saturday's game at Stoke.
Mourinho is frustrated he is barred from doing his job as he says he is uncertain how he will follow the game, although it is inconceivable he will not watch the televised contest.

"Maybe I watch a movie. I don't know," he said. "For me, it's very similar to going to a cinema and somebody tells me 'you are not allowed to come in.'

"Or I go to a shop to buy a pair of shoes and somebody tells me 'you cannot come into the shop to buy a pair of shoes.'


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"So tomorrow I want to go to a football match, Stoke against Chelsea, and if I try to do that somebody will stop me.

"I want to go to Stoke-Chelsea with my son and, at the door of the stadium, somebody says: 'You kid, you can come in. You father, you go home.' That's the basic picture.

"On top of it, I am going to that stadium to work, and people say 'you cannot come here to do your work.'

"Even if I buy a ticket people will stop me coming in. There is no chance."
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That's awful, the poor guy. Damn the cruel machine that is the FA. Maybe he can send his wife to watch the game and can a couple of minutes before the end she can call him with information about the impending result, which can't actually be confirmed until the football match has finished.
 
Pretty sure if I called an external stakeholder "fucking weak" during a meeting at work, I'd be taking a few days at home. Except it would be my own embarrassed organization levying the suspension - as they should.
 
Maybe The horrible prick should try out his approach at a number of different establishments - a cinema, a theatre, a school, a hotel, a hospital, a police station....

All he has to do is go to the office, counter, etc act all aggressive, call everyone "fucking weak" and refuse to leave.

I'm sure he'll find the FA's approach to be unreasonable.

The absolute whopping cunt.
 
He's already started having a dig at Klopp. That must be a record. Only three weeks and already Maureen's made him an enemy. Apparently, because Klopp gets animated during games, albeit without getting caught up in fights with other managers, coaches, medical staff or fourth officials, that's enough to suggest he gets preferential treatment from refs.
 
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