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Nuri Sahin

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Ozil is my fappiest player so I'd get over Sahin's loss. Though I'd really like to keep him, he's terrific.
 
if you can spunk whilst looking into the lovecraftian horror of his eyes then you're a better man than me

Honestly, if he had our red shirt on, running out on Anfield, I think I could manage to hit the roof with my splurge.
 
if we could announce his arrival by getting linda to wear nothing but his shirt we could beat teams with the power of our own cummy tidal wave
 
If we progress this year and at least look like we are mounting a decent challenge for a top four spot,
If he feels we are ambitious and can progress further next year
If he is happy in the team
If he feels loved
If he likes the area
If he is happy being a big fish in a small pond rather than a small fish in a big pond
If he is not totally motivates by money
If Real are not a complication

Then he might stay........................I think he could
 
If we progress this year and at least look like we are mounting a decent challenge for a top four spot,
If he feels we are ambitious and can progress further next year
If he is happy in the team
If he feels loved
If he likes the area
If he is happy being a big fish in a small pond rather than a small fish in a big pond
If he is not totally motivates by money
If Real are not a complication

Then he might stay........................I think he could
Not to mention the fact that he's white.
 
What's great about this is that we also know what we'd be getting for the money. Rewind to Carroll, Henderwank, and Drowning. All bought for huge sums of money with absolutely no fuming clue how they would fit in. In this case it might be a lot of money to secure his permanent transfer but it will be easier to decide whether its worth it up front.
 
If we progress this year and at least look like we are mounting a decent challenge for a top four spot,
If he feels we are ambitious and can progress further next year
If he is happy in the team
If he feels loved
If he likes the area
If he is happy being a big fish in a small pond rather than a small fish in a big pond
If he is not totally motivates by money
If Real are not a complication

Then he might stay........................I think he could

Scrolled past this post and for some reason started humming, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands".
 
Haha. When I see Ozil I can't help being reminded of a young Marty Feldman.

Cracking player though. I'd love to see him here.
 
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"And it's Ozil...to Yesil...to Ozil...back to Yesil...ONE NIL!!!!!"


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"And on comes the choreography...almost Mozartian in its elegant interplay...Yesil...lovely touch to Ozil...oh delightful...and...Ozil scores! Look at his eyes! JUST LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!!"

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"Heh heh heh...but that's another story, Mr Lawrenson, he he he...oh well, what have we here...it's...Y-Y-YYozil...and he...heh heh heh...lovely turn there...and he lays it off to, er, Weevil...and Weevil plays it back to Yozil who scores...or did he?...Yes? Yes! The referee says YES!!!"


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"...But that was back in 1932, so it doesn't necessarily have any bearing on today's game, but...Ozil plays the ball in...YEEEEEESSSSSSSIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!"


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"It's SO cold up here! Dear oh dear! Honestly, it is positively ARCTIC! And the football's doing nothing to warm you up. Quite the opposite. And that soup I ordered hasn't turned up yet. Just a hint. If I didn't hint I'd probably die here through malnutrition and hypothermia. And...YESIL!'
 
I haven't heard much of Alan Green commentating this season actually. Are 5 Live scaling down his commentating activities I wonder?
 
For fucks sake it was only against Norwich and WBA in a shwitty cup game. Let's judge him after the next 10 games. still have doubts that he is a little lightweight in midfield.
 
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