Nuri Sahin, Part II

[Oncy]

Some people are gonna be fucking livid they read 5 pages of this shit and cuzzee hasnt signed.

 

[Woland]

yes he has

 

[OLD_Lewy]

who the fucks sahin? i dont come on here for football news

 

[Skullflower]

yes he has

permo conno?

 

[Oncy]

yes he has

I dont think he has.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

loads of good sources sayin its done, a couple of twittery no marks sayin we've gone n got oppos for permos at the endos, sounds like bullshit thos

 

[Woland]

don't listen to me, I don't know anything

 

[rurikbird]

What the fuck is going on...

 

[Red Astaire]

permo conno?

Seriously mate - the more you repeat that you more you sound like a..... errrrrrr..... Dullard??? Just trying to help a fellow red out. 😉

 

[Oncy]

Lets say he does sign.

Is he our first ever Turk?

Where does he play?

Are we selling Allen?

WHAT YOU SAHIN?

 

[Oncy]

don't listen to me, I don't know anything

Twittery no mark

 

[OLD_Lewy]

i wonder who'll get priority playing time out of him lucas gerrard n allen?

 

[Woland]

and they'll kill the Turk that invented work in the sugar candy mountain

 

[Woland]

you know that Ataturk got women to stop wearing the veil by enforcing prostitutes to wear them

forward thinking reverse psychologistic enlighternism

 

[Gary25]

Lets say he does sign.

Is he our first ever Turk?

Where does he play?

Are we selling Allen?

WHAT YOU SAHIN?

Maybe we're selling Gerrard

*ducks for cover*

 

[Skullflower]

turks are all fucking racists.

 

[Oncy]

This lad has only scored 6 goals in the last three years.

Where in fuck are our goals coming from?

 

[Skullflower]

This lad has only scored 6 goals in the last three years.

Where in fuck are our goals coming from?

sahin.

 

[Woland]

turks are all fucking racists.

just coz a Turk is fucking you doesn't mean they all go for racists

 

[Skullflower]

just coz a Turk is fucking you doesn't mean they all go for racists

that's a properly laboured joke, woland.

get fucked.

 

[Gary25]

This lad has only scored 6 goals in the last three years.

Where in fuck are our goals coming from?

Hmm, i know what you're Sahin.

Like to think Suarez, Gerrard and Borini can chip in with a fair amount, obv need others to step up as well.

 

[Oncy]

sahin.

sooooooooo........
an extra 6 goals then....

 

[Skullflower]

sooooooooo........
an extra 6 goals then....

sahin

 

[Oncy]

ALL WE ARE SAAAAHIN.... IS GIVE erm PEACE A CHANCE...

 

[Skullflower]

ALL WE ARE SAAAAHIN.... is there best be a permo conno...

 

[Oncy]

Where were you when i was banging this drum alone yesterday you fucking prick.

 

[SummerOnions]

I tried to ask Glenjo at the bar earlier, all i got was one of them 'you know' smiles, the kids got boss tattoos. And i'd well smash his missus, she fiiine

 

[Skullflower]

getting a titwank off fabio

 

[Skullflower]

I tried to ask Glenjo at the bar earlier, all i got was one of them 'you know' smiles, the kids got boss tattoos.

that smile was actually a 'i'm gonna smile until this prick gets the fuck out of my face' smile.

 

[Woland]

i wonder who'll get priority playing time out of him lucas gerrard n allen?

best thing about this is that benderson is gradually being forgotten