"If you ever wondered what it was like to be an Oakland Raiders fan you're in luck, because I'm about to give you some insight. First take an ice-pick and just ram it into your left testicle. If you can make it all the way through so it sticks into a table or chair, that is preferable. Next, headbutt the nearest immovable object (table, brick wall etc.) seven times or until you draw blood, whichever comes first. After that, put your left hand on a table and smach it with a hammer three times as hard as you can, then dip it in scalding hot water. After that wears off eat an Oreo cookie, because they actually look like they are going to score, but as soon as you eat the cookie wash it down with a quart of antifreeze because they found some way to screw it up. While you are still alive, slowly remove the ice-pick to make sure you achieve maximum torture, and then stab yourself in the temple." [From BJ of Syracuse]
As a Liverpool fan I know how he feels at times. As a Saints fan, I've forgotten. ;D
