Nabil Fecked.. Deal off.. Lyon won't take payment in Crisp Sandwiches

[Skullflower]

What a load of absolute bollocks. The firm do not use cheap biro pens.

 

[Hansern]

Loads of stuff about the deal progressing nicely again now. Maybe Brizzle was right

 

[Oliver Twist]

Anyone even remotely reliable?

Brizzle aside, obviously.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Nabil is a Red..

 

[Oncy]

*walks into the clearing carrying a large fresh line caught salmon*

SUP DOC

 

[doctor_mac]

Fuck it. Lets get Fekir. Make room by the campfire, I've got sausages and beer. We sign Fekir with Alisson, Fabinho and Keita in the bag, and we've got a squad capable of winning titles. If I was supporting another top 6 team I'd be shitting it.

 

[Markeh]

 

[Oncy]

Lets bring this deal home Oncy. These fuckers haven't even dug a decent latrine yet.

On it. *looks around with hands on hips and breathes deeply* has anyone started a firewood pile?

 

[doctor_mac]

*walks into the clearing carrying a large fresh line caught salmon*

SUP DOC

Lets bring this deal home Oncy. These fuckers haven't even dug a decent latrine yet.

 

[the count]

Fuck sake.
Nordies are here now.
Turns on the alarm and activates the hi tech locking devices on all entry points to campervan

 

[Markeh]

Fuck sake.
Nordies are here now.
Turns on the alarm and activates the hi tech locking devices on all entry points to campervan

Tie up the horses and clamp the caravan you mean

 

[Oncy]

Tie up the horses and clamp the caravan you mean

Haha

 

[doctor_mac]

Tie up the horses and clamp the caravan you mean

LOL

 

[tombrown]

Dwarfs still there ?

 

[moron]

Fuck it. Lets get Fekir. Make room by the campfire, I've got sausages and beer. We sign Fekir with Alisson, Fabinho and Keita in the bag, and we've got a squad capable of winning titles. If I was supporting another top 6 team I'd be shitting it.

Fuck you !!! You forgot the little cute one we have also signed !!!

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Maybe no fekir after Alisson.

 

[doctor_mac]

Fuck you !!! You forgot the little cute one we have also signed !!!

Yeah, I feel guilty about that. Shaq is a brucey bonus. He'll play his part.

 

[Hansern]

Dwarfs still there ?

Sammy Lee is on now

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Maybe no fekir after Alisson.

Dom King reporting the same too

 

[doctor_mac]

Fuck, this is going to be a long one. Right get those fucking dwarfs collecting some firewood and digging the fucking latrine. Half rations until we have movement on this deal people. The party's over.

 

[Skullflower]

Well yeah we're gonna be short again then.

We've replaced ox and can with fab and Keita
Karius with Alisson

So only added shaquiri to a squad that was left short last year. Obviously a good window but thought we had another big signing left.

 

[keniget]

Pretty disappointing if no more players are coming in.

Maybe Lallana and Shakiri coming in will be enough as backup but it’s not hugely convincing.

 

[Molbystwin]

I think it’s a bit harsh to complain about the signings, I’d have preferred Oblak to Allison but he is a massive improvement on Karius, Keita is apparently a great signing and Fabinho also comes with a good rep....

Shaquiri is a talented squad player and provides cover....

Bring through a couple of them talented youth players we got and we may well have a very very good fucking team taking shape.

 

[doctor_mac]

Well yeah we're gonna be short again then.

We've replaced ox and can with fab and Keita
Karius with Alisson

So only added shaquiri to a squad that was left short last year. Obviously a good window but thought we had another big signing left.

We do have a few back from injury too. But I agree, I think we need another attacking player who can play across the front 3. That Mexican lad Lozano would be perfect.

 

[doctor_mac]

I think it’s a bit harsh to complain about the signings, I’d have preferred Oblak to Allison but he is a massive improvement on Karius, Keita is apparently a great signing and Fabinho also comes with a good rep....

Shaquiri is a talented squad player and provides cover....

Bring through a couple of them talented youth players we got and we may well have a very very good fucking team taking shape.

I like that our signings do cover a number of positions. Fabinho covers 2 midfield positions and FB. Keita can play as a deeper midfielder or further forward. I wonder in our team if Shaq might be encouraged to play in midfield, though he'll have to learn to push himself more without the ball.

 

[Skullflower]

We do have a few back from injury too. But I agree, I think we need another attacking player who can play across the front 3. That Mexican lad Lozano would be perfect.

However many come back from injury, other players will be getting injured too. They just represent an injured quota.

 

[moron]

Dom King reporting the same too

What's he mean no more signings after Allison ? - fuck that - you can't just end a transfer window by signing a goalkeeper - that is like utter boring shit - we need to sign the Fekir !!!!

 

[doctor_mac]

However many come back from injury, other players will be getting injured too. They just represent an injured quota.

I'm hoping we have a bit more luck with the likes of Lallana. I wish Brewster was fit right now, because I think he could play a role. But yes. Can we deal with a few injuries to big players, especially up front? No.

 

[doctor_mac]

What's he mean no more signings after Allison ? - fuck that - you can't just end a transfer window by signing a goalkeeper - that is like utter boring shit - we need to sign the Fekir !!!!

Smoking the Lyon chairman out dude.

 

[SummerOnions]

Think we'll wait for Lyon to sweat.

Like how we defo weren't signing Alisson. Or Keita. Or Van Dijk.