Nabil Fecked.. Deal off.. Lyon won't take payment in Crisp Sandwiches

[manwithnoname]

Assists last season:

Hazard 4
Jorginho 4
Fekir 6

So I'd say he's not too bad on the creativity front.

You could close your eyes and just pick one, wouldn't make any difference

 

[manwithnoname]

Team Brizzle/Team TheFirm - Pearce can fuck off, he said he'd be very surprised/we had no interest in Alisson. I wonder if he's been primed to deny any interest in anything until we've made an offer, then they'll give him an early tip off.

He's also said the exact opposite on several occasions.

 

[Mors]

Exactly, schizophrenic. Team Brizzle/Team TheFirm.

 

[manwithnoname]

Exactly, schizophrenic. Team Brizzle/Team TheFirm.

So is he schizophrenic, or "primed" by the club to deliver misinformation?

 

[Mors]

So is he schizophrenic, or "primed" by the club to deliver misinformation?

Correct

 

[doctor_mac]

I think we're all placing our home key in @doctor_mac sixpence, and then randomly choosing one in good old fashioned Swingers style.

Yer fecking key is going nowhere near my sixpence lad.

 

[Peatcheo]

These where the same comments Pearce initially made about us signing Alisson..

Pearce says what the club tells him to, they'll be saying keep quiet on Fekir to make Lyon nervous. They want to sell, and we want to buy, I'd be amazed if further discussions are not had.

 

[manwithnoname]

Pearce says what the club tells him to, they'll be saying keep quiet on Fekir to make Lyon nervous. They want to sell, and we want to buy, I'd be amazed if further discussions are not had.

Oh come on, it's not fucking Pravda. Surely no journalist would accept saying whatever the club tells them to say, or release, or speculate on all of the time. They'd lose whatever credibility they ever had.

 

[gkmacca]

Pearce says what the club tells him to, they'll be saying keep quiet on Fekir to make Lyon nervous. They want to sell, and we want to buy, I'd be amazed if further discussions are not had.

He's normally fine, Pearce, but I think he's a bit spooked about the Fekir saga. He was saying a while ago that while French hacks were insisting to him that the deal was still alive, LFC were acting quite weirdly, considering his relationship with them, straight batting any inquiry away without hinting at their actual position. So I wouldn't be surprised if he's just decided to bottle it and wait to see what happens.

 

[Hansern]

Yer fecking key is going nowhere near my sixpence lad.

The moose hat it is then

 

[Brizzle]

Deal done.

Fuck, thought this was the Alisson thread

 

[the count]

Fuck, thought this was the Alisson thread

Liar liar, pants on fire.

 

[Brizzle]

Liar liar, pants on fire.

*whistles*

 

[Hansern]

Fuck, thought this was the Alisson thread

Haha! Nice save 😉

 

[jan]

back to crisp sandwiches please or i'm calling the forum police

 

[Brizzle]

He won the World cup fantasy league and immediately hit the Luke Skywalker vs Vader in Empire levels of delusions of grandeur.

Soft prick.

I didn't even do the WC Fantasy! Slander!

 

[Hansern]

Well, this camp site is back on then. No swingers party, keys in six pences or moose hats.
Just a camp site with sandwiches and crisps.

 

[Mystic]

Fuck, thought this was the Alisson thread

Don't worry mate, when you said he would be announced we all know what you actually meant to say is that he wouldn't be announced.

 

[tombrown]

Well, this camp site is back on then. No swingers party, keys in six pences or moose hats.
Just a camp site with sandwiches and crisps.

… and dancing dwarfs, FFS don't forger the dancing dwarfs!!

 

[Hansern]

… and dancing dwarfs, FFS don't forger the dancing dwarfs!!

No no, they're still there! Shaqiri and Spearing are currently on.

 

[tombrown]

No no, they're still there! Shaqiri and Spearing are currently on.

When is Sammy Lee doing his bit? I hear he does a hula number with fat sam's foreskin

 

[Hansern]

When is Sammy Lee doing his bit? I hear he does a hula number with fat sam's foreskin

He’s on tonight with Joe Allen. The Rolls Royce of dwarfs.

 

[Hansern]

 

[manwithnoname]

Hahahahaha! I almost admire them. Sorry, him.

 

[doctor_mac]

Can you imagine all the contacts saved on that panasonic phone? Agents, players and staff from across the world on speed-dial,

 

[Oncy]

God I love this so much

 

[Hansern]

Can you imagine all the contacts saved on that panasonic phone? Agents, players and staff from across the world on speed-dial,

The transfer World as we know it would implode if that got into the wrong hands.

 

[Peatcheo]

He's normally fine, Pearce, but I think he's a bit spooked about the Fekir saga. He was saying a while ago that while French hacks were insisting to him that the deal was still alive, LFC were acting quite weirdly, considering his relationship with them, straight batting any inquiry away without hinting at their actual position. So I wouldn't be surprised if he's just decided to bottle it and wait to see what happens.

It's an odd one isnt it!

 

[Mystic]

 

[Mystic]