Nabil Fecked.. Deal off.. Lyon won't take payment in Crisp Sandwiches

[gkmacca]

Just been round the corner to a new place that's opened up - they do loads of sandwiches...AND CHIPS!!!

 

[Athens]

I can't believe this thread is so big and no one has mentioned we're buying him from Olympique Mayonnaise.

 

[Halmeister]

Just got the text that the deal is done. "Fekir is done. Don't know when Liverpool are announcing it, but it's done."

 

[Markeh]

It's TERMINAL!?!?!? sacre bleu!!!!

nonono he has termites

 

[Markeh]

Did we sign Fabinho on a friday?

 

[Halmeister]

"That failed medical stuff was because we got a second opinion on his knee injuries."

 

[gkmacca]

I can't believe this thread is so big and no one has mentioned we're buying him from Olympique Mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise, thank you. None of that 'sandwich cream' muck!

 

[Frogfish]

Just got the text that the deal is done. "Fekir is done. Don't know when Liverpool are announcing it, but it's done."

Awesome! Just checking in for my flight from Hong Kong to Shanghai and didn't want to stew for 3 hours on did he or did he not fail the medical

 

[Athens]

Mayonnaise, thank you. None of that 'sandwich cream' muck!

Sandwich cream is just the poor man's mayonnaise.

 

[The Nomad]

Did I say something confusing?

Oui monsieur.

 

[Athens]

Oui monsieur.

The cheese and ham toastie? Now you're talking!

 

[Don_al_Trump]

 

[The Nomad]

Donald.. You quiffer.. Look up.

 

[the count]

Liverpool are set to confirm their £53.8million swoop for Nabil Fekir.
It is believed Liverpool will pay Lyon 55million euros (£48.4m) up front plus a maximum of 5m euros (£4.4m) in add-ons.

The 24-year-old underwent a medical in Paris after club medical staff flew out on Thursday following a breakthrough in negotiations.
The ECHO understands a second opinion was sought on a knee issue but those fears were eased, meaning the path has been cleared for the midfielder to potentially become the club's second most-expensive signing after Virgil van Dijk.

The French club sparked concerns on Friday morning after releasing a statement on Twitter labelling reports of an imminent transfer as 'false', but it is believed that could be related to their status as a publicly listed company (plc).

This means Lyon are obliged to ensure any information that could affect their share price must not be released until the deal is officially announced.

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp and sporting director Michael Edwards, who is in Paris, are keen to complete the move before Fekir heads out with France for the World Cup in Russia.
France meet the United States on Saturday, in Lyon, before flying out to Russia for the start of their tournament.

 

[Shadey]

What looks like the date stamp on this picture is confusing. Does 0706 mean that they did the photoshoot yesterday and as confirmed, doing the medical today? Surely the medical comes first before anything else?

That’s photoshopped as there Milners hands and if you look closer it looks like he’s been eating prawn cocktail crisps.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Deal expected to announced 4pm UK time..

Deal cannot be announced till the end of trading on the Stock Markets

 

[gkmacca]

 

[Shay_K]

Did we sign Fabinho on a friday?

Monday after Champions leage final

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

That’s photoshopped as there Milners hands and if you look closer it looks like he’s been eating prawn cocktail crisps.

If he was washing it down with a glass of Ribena it would be a dead giveaway.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Dill pickle is a new flavor crisp (in the US at least) that has recently fired my tastebuds. It's like an angel crying on your tongue.

 

[Bradley]

I had dill pickle popcorn in York, Maine. That was 2 years ago. 'Twas great.

 

[gkmacca]

Dill pickle is a new flavor crisp (in the US at least) that has recently fired my tastebuds. It's like an angel crying on your tongue.

Dill pickle? In a crisp packet? Okay...*munch munch much*... Weird...

 

[Red Astaire]

If he was washing it down with a glass of Ribena it would be a dead giveaway.

Mmmmmmm Ribena - I just fancy a frosty glass of that. Maybe one of these while I wait as well 🙂

 

[Y1]

Feikr news?

 

[gkmacca]

Covfefe.

 

[moron]

Feikr news?

Sky saying deal is off now.

 

[The Nomad]

Sky saying deal is off now.

Is thats Kaveh Solhekol.. That guy needs to be sacked. Hes full of shit.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Sky saying deal is off now.

Link?

 

[Don_al_Trump]

Link?

Fake News... I should know

 

[Shay_K]

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