Nabil Fecked.. Deal off.. Lyon won't take payment in Crisp Sandwiches

[Y1]

Everyone having snacks here since yesterday without any sauce. What a Fekir thread. And he is supposed to be fasting too.

 

[Insignificance]

Everyone having snacks here since yesterday without any sauce. What a Fekir thread. And he is supposed to be fasting too.

Is he fasting too? I thought he was French.... home of froglegs and snails drowned in garlic. Whats going on??

 

[doctor_mac]

Is he fasting too? I thought he was French.... home of froglegs and snails drowned in garlic. Whats going on??

Multiculturalism is a mysterious thing to the tribes of the North in bezerkerland,

 

[Hansern]

What?!

*Throws Viking helmet to the ground, rubs beard and gnaws on a large piece of salmon

 

[doctor_mac]

Anyone for a dried reindeer meat and fly agaric sandwich?

 

[Athens]

Anyone for a dried reindeer meat and fly agaric sandwich?

Are.... are you trying to date rape someone?

 

[Athens]

Doc Mac? Doc Huxtable more like.

 

[Insignificance]

Multiculturalism is a mysterious thing to the tribes of the North in bezerkerland,

Not entirely true. Quite a few swedish girls are serving in restaurants over here....

 

[doctor_mac]

I'd say that the Fly Agaric mushroom is probably not the best date rape drug. The bezerkers used to eat it to induce a violent hallucinogenic trance before fucking people up in battle.

 

[Athens]

I'd say that the Fly Agaric mushroom is probably not the best date rape drug. The bezerkers used to eat it to induce a violent hallucinogenic trance before fucking people up in battle.

You're the expert.

 

[Athens]

I wouldn't know such things.

 

[doctor_mac]

You're the expert.

It is actually best taken after feeding to a reindeer and then drinking the urine of the reindeer. But I didn't think a Reindeer urine sandwich would be palatable, even to bezerkers.

 

[Athens]

It is actually best taken after feeding to a reindeer and then drinking the urine of the reindeer. But I didn't think a Reindeer urine sandwich would be palatable, even to bezerkers.

And that's why we say he's pissed.

 

[Athens]

What mad cunt found this out? I bet it's some ancestor of @Woland

 

[tombrown]

Well, it would make the bread soggy

 

[doctor_mac]

Well, it would make the bread soggy

It seems to be a thing in the US. Not reindeer urine sandwiches, but soggy bread. Brisket sandwiches with loads of thin gravy poured over creating a soggy sandwich. Not my thing. In a gravy chip sandwich the gravy needs to have a viscosity that means it doesn't penetrate the layer of butter. All very scientific.

 

[HC]

I'm sure on man Vs food way back when he went to some part of the states where they'd several a big fooking ham sandwich and then they'd dunk it in gravy . It looked absolutely boss

 

[Hansern]

The piss soaked bread festival is an annual thing in the north of Norway.

 

[tombrown]

It seems to be a thing in the US. Not reindeer urine sandwiches, but soggy bread. Brisket sandwiches with loads of thin gravy poured over creating a soggy sandwich. Not my thing. In a gravy chip sandwich the gravy needs to have a viscosity that means it doesn't penetrate the layer of butter. All very scientific.

That's why I prefer my ketchup sandwiches with Heinz. Blag ketchups have a tendency to be too thin and can cause soggy bread issues; and they taste shit

 

[doctor_mac]

I'm sure on man Vs food way back when he went to some part of the states where they'd several a big fooking ham sandwich and then they'd dunk it in gravy . It looked absolutely boss

Yeah, that's where I saw it. But how do you fucking eat the thing? You'd need to put on an entire bib onesie.

 

[tomasjj]

The piss soaked bread festival is an annual thing in the north of Norway.

You could not handle the North.

 

[Y1]

Is he fasting too? I thought he was French.... home of froglegs and snails drowned in garlic. Whats going on??

Too much escargot and frog legs, so fasting is enforced

 

[gkmacca]

Is he fasting too? I thought he was French.... home of froglegs and snails drowned in garlic. Whats going on??

Mr Johnson: Is there anywhere they do French food?
Basil: Yes, France, I believe. They seem to like it there. And the swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. You'd better hurry, the tide leaves in six minutes.

 

[Y1]

All these snacks and popcorns on Fekir. Whether he is a baller or not, Nobody has a Fekir idea!

 

[HC]

Yeah, that's where I saw it. But how do you fucking eat the thing? You'd need to put on an entire bib onesie.

I don't know but I want to find out.

 

[davud graham]

If you want to be adventurous then Pambazos are pretty indulgent when it comes to sandwiches. I've only had homemade ones but it was still marvellous.
Not a picture of the one I made but quite similar

Recipe here if anyones interested https://www.mexicoinmykitchen.com/pambazo-mexicano-sandwich/

 

[Shay_K]

That's why I prefer my ketchup sandwiches with Heinz. Blag ketchups have a tendency to be too thin and can cause soggy bread issues; and they taste shit

I'm with you bro on the brand of ketchup. Quality is important. It's on that basis we support Liverpool not Everton. Thre're the yellow pack of football.

 

[The Nomad]

Times gone by when we used to have camp sites on a transfer thread. You've all turned into Paul Hollywoods at a cook club ya bunch of fannys.

Someone get the marshmallows going..

 

[moron]

Bayern Munich now considering Fekir too. So we have a bidding war.

 

[JurgenKlopp]