Nabil Fecked.. Deal off.. Lyon won't take payment in Crisp Sandwiches

[6TimesaRed]

I guess my favourite sandwich (Finnish dark ryebred with butter, cheese and pepper) is as far from a crisp sandwich as it gets.

You may as well replace that ryebread with cardboard

 

[manwithnoname]

I guess my favourite sandwich (Finnish dark ryebred with butter, cheese and pepper) is as far from a crisp sandwich as it gets.

It's not that far, it sound shit

 

[Skullflower]

Something no one has said. The crisp sandwich has to have lots of butter but, importantly, it needs to be fridge cold and unspreadable. You just take slices of butter off and press them on the bread (white, shit Warburtons bread). It keeps the chewy texture contrasting against the crisps and the coldness soothes the harsh spiky crisp massacre going on in the mouth. Room temperature butter and you're fucked. Apart from crisp flavours, which are purely subjective, I've covered this topic in full now so can everyone shut up?

 

[Athens]

Skully doesn't half talk shite, sometimes.

 

[Woland]

Skully doesn't half talk shite, sometimes.

Tayto lovers can't talk

 

[Skullflower]

Skully doesn't half talk shite, sometimes.

I'm sorry you don't understand but that was a crisp sandwich masterclass.

 

[tomasjj]

I guess my favourite sandwich (Finnish dark ryebred with butter, cheese and pepper) is as far from a crisp sandwich as it gets.

Poetic. Finnish Rye bread is the best.

 

[Athens]

Tayto lovers can't talk

Polish Woland is wrong Woland.

 

[manwithnoname]

Crisp flavours aren't subjective, you goth madman.

Fucking hell, it's top of the list of non-subjective things. Wait, er, is that the same as objective?

Anyway, you get my point. I hope.

 

[Skullflower]

Crisp flavours aren't subjective, you goth madman.

Fucking hell, it's top of the list of non-subjective things. Wait, er, is that the same as objective?

Anyway, you get my point. I hope.

I get that you don't get subjectivity.

 

[manwithnoname]

I get that you don't get subjectivity.

What, like I'm supposed to pretend that someone who prefers Roast Chicken flavour crisps to Salt & Vinegar is somehow equal to me and has a valid opinion?

Please

 

[Skullflower]

What, like I'm supposed to pretend that someone who prefers Roast Chicken flavour crisps to Salt & Vinegar is somehow equal to me and has a valid opinion?

Please

You could just remove any references to crisps in this post really.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Premier League

@PLFrance_
Liverpool est en avance sur les négociations avec Fekir, mais l'arrivée de l'Atletico Madrid et du Bayern Munich dans le dossier pourrait faire traîner les choses pour les Reds. Lyon espère une bonne coupe du Monde de Fekir pour faire augmenter les enchères. [L'équipe]




They're bascially saying that Atleti and Bayern may be interested too ... and Lyon are hoping a good world cup will increase his value.

 

[Athens]

Premier League

@PLFrance_
Liverpool est en avance sur les négociations avec Fekir, mais l'arrivée de l'Atletico Madrid et du Bayern Munich dans le dossier pourrait faire traîner les choses pour les Reds. Lyon espère une bonne coupe du Monde de Fekir pour faire augmenter les enchères. [L'équipe]




They're bascially saying that Atleti and Bayern may be interested too ... and Lyon are hoping a good world cup will increase his value.

Out of that tweet I understood Liverpool, Fekir, Atletico Madrid, Bayern Munich, Reds, Lyon and coupe du Monde.

I'm getting good at the old French.

 

[6TimesaRed]

To those who think i should look at splitting this topic....

looking at how many posts on sauce and sandwiches there is.. It a right royal PIA in Tapatalk

So I Cant be arsed

 

[dmishra]

Nice to see an actual post about Fekir, but seeing as you did bring it up what's your favourite filling in a wrap.

Chicken tikka in roomali roti.

*drools*

 

[Dreambeliever]

To those who think i should look at splitting this topic....

looking at how many posts on sauce and sandwiches there is.. It a right royal PIA in Tapatalk

So I Cant be arsed

Cut it into triangles and it will taste great.

 

[Rosco]

Who has Pat's phone this time?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Who has Pat's phone this time?

Probably Ryan again.

 

[dee]

Ahhh - now this is a favourite lunch time topic at work. The answer, as always, is a Monster Munch sandwich (pickled onion flavor preffered) - and never, ever with butter/marge/'spread'

 

[dee]

Be careful. Some of these lunatics seem to be pretending the crisps on their own are a satisfactory filling for a sandwich.

This is, of course, not true. The addition of a suitable-flavoured crisp to an existing sandwich - such as ham, cheese and pickle - will add a satisfying extra texture and crunch, plus a new flavour profile.

However, crisps on their own between slices of bread, are for fucking savages.

I can see your point, and it is a good one, but I think we are talking two seperate things here. Sandwich agrandissement and basic dirty sandwich

 

[SummerOnions]

I thought you were a vegetarian?

There's a veggie everything

 

[JurgenKlopp]

After you criticised my tomato ketchup sandwich fetish, you died for me, but this perfectly true statement is your resurrection

Haha

 

[Hyena]

I might be in the vast minority here....but what is the fucking point in a sandwich, unless you're in a terrible rush or have only one hand?

If I wanted crisps, I'd open a bag of crisps.

Sandwiches are for little boys.

 

[Insignificance]

Sandwiches are for little boys....

… With tiny cocks

 

[Woland]

Next you'll be saying scrambled eggs on toast is for trannies. GET OUT

 

[tombrown]

Where I live now they pronounce it "sangwij" … no idea how the middle g got in there.

Then again, they also call chippies "chippers", so they have form

 

[Athens]

There's a veggie everything

Veggie eggs?

 

[Athens]

Where I live now they pronounce it "sangwij" … no idea how the middle g got in there.

Then again, they also call chippies "chippers", so they have form

Hang on a second. Tombrown, TOMato sauce, BROWN sauce.

What's going on here? Are you named after the two most popular condiments?

 

[Frogfish]

Haha. Not going to fool me twice. Read 8 pages concerning sauces and sandwiches this morning without one word on that Fekir and come back this evening to see the thread has advanced another 9 pages. I KNOW that Fekir hasn't signed .... and a quick check of p23 confirmed my suspicions, 6CM is still on a 100mph sandwich love-in.