It'll be an excruciating love-in:
MAUREEN: I love Sir Alex, I love Sir Bobby, I love Old Trafford, I love the Trafford Centre, I love the club...
GINSOAK: He brought me a very nice bottle of wine. Portuguese. It was a revelation. I've not liked Portuguese wine, I've always found it a wee bit too 'earthy,' a bit too coarse, but, crikey, this was top class wine, it really was, he's going to bring me another great-sounding bottle the next time we meet...
Pass the sick bag, Alice.
MAUREEN: I love Sir Alex, I love Sir Bobby, I love Old Trafford, I love the Trafford Centre, I love the club...
GINSOAK: He brought me a very nice bottle of wine. Portuguese. It was a revelation. I've not liked Portuguese wine, I've always found it a wee bit too 'earthy,' a bit too coarse, but, crikey, this was top class wine, it really was, he's going to bring me another great-sounding bottle the next time we meet...
Pass the sick bag, Alice.