I don't think the comparison was intended to be as comprehensive as that. I thought it was a reference to a new signing having a very good first season.
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Just popped back into this thread to reassert my delight when we bought him and my wish we had got him straight from Basel. I'm so rarely correct on anything to do with football that I just have to!
Yes. Yes he is.
Do you give Champions League standards wanks?There's a few posts on here suggesting he's not.
I reckon he'd walk into the starting eleven of at least a dozen of whoever ends up being in the last sixteen of the CL. If that ain't world class I'm not cooking your dinner or giving you a wank because your standards are the issue, not the product
I don't think the comparison was intended to be as comprehensive as that. I thought it was a reference to a new signing having a very good first season.
This immediately made me think about what a wank from Klopp would be like - there's no gentle build up, just full on top speed geggen pressing. While you may blow your load really quickly, you will surely end up with a bruised, sore lad.Do you give Champions League standards wanks?
I liked Berger. I remember that goal against Derby, must have been around 20 passes.I still don't get the comparison. Berger had a great debut game and then was typically up and down. He scored 9 goals in total that season, which was a career best that he matched twice for us. I was a fan, but it's not nearly in the same league as what Salah has produced.
And if you don't blow your load quickly he won't know how to change tactics so you'll just end up a with a bruised lad and blue balls.This immediately made me think about what a wank from Klopp would be like - there's no gentle build up, just full on top speed geggen pressing. While you may blow your load really quickly, you will surely end up with a bruised, sore lad.
Just saying ...
And if you don't blow your load quickly he won't know how to change tactics so you'll just end up a with a bruised lad and blue balls.
What about up top!?!?Worst thing is, if Matip gets injured he will switch to 3 at the back.
You guys are a bad influence.
So there are only 3 world class players? Jesus wept.Lets not get ahead of ourselves guys - not even half a season yet - what is to say if the goals he has scored are the only ones this season ? - I agree with @Kay Age El view of what 'World Class' is. You have to consistently do that 'thing' for a number of seasons, with the hope you can win something significant before being crowned 'world class'. Very view players have done that 'thing' other than Suarez in the Ronaldo/Messi era.
So there are only 3 world class players? Jesus wept.
Does this mean Rooney is 'world class' and Salah 'in form'?The other one that gets me is the use of the word 'form'. When Rooney scores a goal it's because he's amazing, and has always been amazing. ROOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!
When Salah or similar does it it's because 'he's in red hot form.'
Load off fucking bollocks.
Does this mean Rooney is 'world class' and Salah 'in form'?
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I would suggest that if Salah played for the scum, citeh or Chavs he would be labelled world class in the media narrative. For us he just in form.
See exhibit a: Rashford being named to top 10 strikers by ESPN FC.
I still don't get the comparison. Berger had a great debut game and then was typically up and down. He scored 9 goals in total that season, which was a career best that he matched twice for us. I was a fan, but it's not nearly in the same league as what Salah has produced.
This immediately made me think about what a wank from Klopp would be like - there's no gentle build up, just full on top speed geggen pressing. While you may blow your load really quickly, you will surely end up with a bruised, sore lad.
Just saying ...